rubix cube

you man dont know how to spell rubik's?

the *Rubik's* cube is a puzzle created by hungarian sculptor Ernő Rubik in the 70s notorious for its extreme difficulty that immediately gets thrown in the bin when you look up a tutorial on youtube and solve it in 15 minutes.

person 1 (texting): i solved a rubix cube
person 2: um?
person 1: yeah, i found a tutorial and i solved it in only 20 minutes! i think im a genius! its like the hardest puzzle ever!
person 2: clearly isnt that hard if someone who cant even spell the name can solve it.

by aethGD April 30, 2022

Cube Gopher

Any annoying co-worker who invades your work cubicle at any time uninvited even if your working there or not.

Wendy was the office ‘s cube gopher entering co-workers cubicles to rummage thru their personal effects after everyone else left.

by GreenHillGuy April 3, 2020

Rubik's cube

A pain in the ass that you can’t solve,

It gets me very frustrated and I want to punch a wall,

A cube of pain and torture,

Joe: “I can’t solve this Rubik's cube”
Jeff: “fuck off”

by Ihatecubes May 29, 2022

Cubed-Food

A food that is not normally in a cube shape but can take on a cube-like shape when grown under special circumstances. This is something that plenty of people enjoy doing with strawberry and watermelon.

Hey Tod, want to try this thing I found? It’s called a “Cubed-Food”. It’s like a watermelon but in the shape of a cube.

by Mr. Mr. Mr. Cube July 29, 2022

apathy cube

A Rubik's cube with all the stickers removed, so it is just a black cube.

Fred spent all day playing with the apathy cube, because you can never win.

by Apathy Cube February 4, 2014

cube butt

When your butt is so close to being cute, but it's actually a cube.

"Hey, did you see that guy that kind of looks like Tom Cruise and has a cube butt?"

"Oh, that's just Petey Binaj"

by Marbearz September 30, 2015

ice cube

a person with parents from both cuba and iceland. they are awesome.

WOAH! are you an ice cube, i need to lick you! NOW!

by sniffany snose August 4, 2008