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The Bible is a book written in the 3rd century before Jesus Christ which got finished in the 1st century after Jesus Christ. The Bible is divided in 2 testaments, the old and the new. The old testament is mostly controversial for containing homophobic, sexist, racist and ableist writings. Meanwhile, the new testament is more a bunch of moral lessons and values. Overall, the Bible is a symbol for all monotheistic religions.
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Bable Fish

A strange thing that denies faith.
Bable Fish argument.
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith, I am nothing."
"Oh," says man, "but the Babel Fish is a dead give-away, isn't it? It proves You exist, and so therefore You don't."
"Oh, I hadn't thought of that," says God, who promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Ah, that was easy," says man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white, and gets killed on the next zebra crossing.
Most leading thinkers claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys.
by Piper McCloud December 15, 2012
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Bible Thumper

Person who uses the Bible to attack other via Facebook, Twitter and other social media outlets.

Typically, this person has no life of their own and they try to live out their lives by perceiving their god-given right to tell everyone else how they can improve their lives, while completely ignoring or being ignorant of their own place in their own self-created universe (typically of self-isolation and lack of committment). This person is notoriously unreliable and ready to attack anyone that does not agree with them on level (not just via the bible thump).
The bible thumper bigot used their Bible verse of the book of Morons 3: 1-167, 172, 178 to explain that they are never wrong.
by FacebookBibleThumpingHater January 28, 2014
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Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.
DISLEXIC BIBLE:

OBJ 31:1,
I made an convent with mine eyes; why then should I think upon a daim?
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Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.
DISLEXIC BIBLE:

Exitdust 20:8,
Remember, thesa bbath a day, to keep pits holy.
by Gene Sins January 14, 2007
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the holy bible

something you might need after looking at porn
Person1: I just looked at unholyness, and I need the holy bible.
Person2: Hol up.
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King James Bible

English-language translation of the Christian Bible published in 1611 under the authority of the British Crown. Also known as the Authorized Version (i.e., authorized for use in the Anglican Church) or King James Version. Based on a small number of relatively late manuscripts, the translation is not as accurate as modern versions such as the NIV or NRSV.
The Scripture reading this morning will be taken from the King James Bible.
by Rbd41 December 12, 2011
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