Buffer Boy

The man you use to divert your attention to avoid getting too smitten by the guy you really like.

Marie was crushing on Rob hard but, fortunately, she had quite a few buffer boys she had met on Snatch.com, as well as the mystery man she met at the market last night.

by Marie16 May 23, 2011

bufferting

The day between Monday and Tuesday.

Happy bufferting to you.

by BNOOMZ December 7, 2018

Buffstay

Like a buffet, but better! Walk around the big table and fill your plate. Then sit down and enjoy. No more passing food up to the end of the table!

Wow, this Buffstay is such a great new way to eat!

by Rubble Tubbler December 17, 2019

Buffed

Used in the gaming community, it can be interchangeable with the word "strengthened".

The weapons in the game were too weak, so the programmers buffed them to appease the groaning game users.

by Good Gnus July 7, 2014

Buffear

The irrational fear an online video will buffer

I have some serious buffear, don't let this video catch up on me. Please, play all the way through.

by cam892 March 14, 2017

Buffer of Incompetence

The person that is worse at their job than you. The person that will be fired if there are layoffs.

Crap... Steven got let go; he was my buffer of incompetence. I'll have to step it up.

by benmo88 January 23, 2020

buffer fucked

when the streaming pauses during an online video in order to load, causing severe frustration for the viewer

Scenario: Two people watching an online video

Person 1: Awww, that shit is gnarly man!!!!

Person 2: Oh no way, brah! This video is sick!!!!

Person 1: This is so cool. Wait. no, nO, NO! ... FUCK!!!

Person 2: AWWWWW!!! BUFFER FUCKED!!!!

by Professor Lomeson Moremlet December 17, 2010