Britain

Horrible, tiny, little country that couldn't keep a colony for the life of it. This country is full of people with HORRIBLY messed up teeth and arrogant sons of bitches. Also, they hate Americans, and Germans. Britain is weird.

people from Britain on myspace chat always love to harass and belittle Americans for no apparent reason

by soniccone July 13, 2007

britarchhoe

Some Underage girl who gets molested by a different race and loves it!

Girl: Hey wanna talk to me?
40yr Old Mexican: Sure!

by Kody July 3, 2004

britain

A country of hypcrites and pillow biters that thinks they are the best thing since sliced bread. They like to bash other countries (specifically America) about things they have no idea about. NO you were NOT the larget empire in history (*cough* roman) NO you were not behind evey major modern achievement (America is, dicovered how to harness electricity, the internet as we know it, aircraft, cars, the telephone, peanut butter, The light bulb, artificial heart, telegraph, sewing machine, liquid fueled rocket, traffic light, lie detector, bandaids, bulldozers I could go ON and ON)

Basically, the world would not be NEARLY as advanced as it is today without the "country of wanker's" inventions. You would all still be loading muskets, riding around in horse drawn wagons, and would only be able to travel by sea to other nations. Dont forget that without the internet *cough* also made by the U.S *cough* I could not be shutting all of you ignorant bastards down right now. OHHH yeah, and electricity, gee, what would the world be like if THomas edison didn't find out how to harness it?

Thats what I thought...

"Gee John, those american wankers sure are racist and ignorant, Britain is truly the most accepting and non-biased"

"I totally agree Mike, And how bout those fucking french, I can't stand them either,"

"Yeah, and those dutch...germans...Gee, we're the SAME Thing we preach against...."

by Not so ignorant August 31, 2008

Bratayley

A family YouTube channel that is funny and entertaining. But they are also rich and do everything I wish I could.

Person 1: Omg I love Bratayley
Person 2: oh I don't really like them.

by Ahhrkfoekcns July 4, 2017

Britain

Home to the biggest ass holes in the world. These ass holes tend to be cocky, selfish, arrogant, stupid, and act like they own everyone and everything.

Britain sucks, you filthy Brits are all just mad the USA stole your world power seat!

by matthew tigerhawk kurschnerman February 23, 2011

Bretard

to rape a friends mother analy

dude you dont know but i Bretarded your mom last night

by matthew d harris May 16, 2007

Britain

A country that put my country, "Das Land von Deutschland" into recession for no god damn reason (just like France). Blaming my people for World War 1. They did not even have anything to do with the problem that some part of Austria-Hungary wanted to break off for some stupid reason. if the stupid black hand didn't kill the arch duke,"Franz Ferinand' there probably wouldn't have been a World War 1 or 2. But no. Annoying accents. smells like shit and also looks like it. Mean people, also they have some stupid laws und was nicht. Bad flag obessed; with football. Made my people pay for all damages for World War 1. They also have some bad leaders like churchill. Allied with france for no reason. Wanted harsh punishments for country when they did not do anything wrong in the first place. They are and still are a major threat to my country,"Germany". the people are just as mean,stupid, and annoying as they are in France. Basically, one of the worst countrys in Europe. They also drive on the other side of the car and road. are those stupid jackasses trying to kill people by creating an accident. They have a bad flag and mean stupid people with annoying accents like the french. They are not smart people, very rude and a major threat to thy people,"the GERMANS"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They also say, "bloody hell" to much.

jerks,french,idiots,mean,stupid, Britain

by ffsfsfdfd March 8, 2009