not my brand of whiskey 

not my area of professional expertise

man 1 ): how did Hitler commit suicide: by taking a cyanide pill or shooting himself in the head?

man 2) no bloody idea. this is not my brand of whiskey, I'm a biochemist anyways. go to a history department, they may be able to help you there.

not my brand of whiskey by Uncle Dimma June 5, 2012

what are you brand new? 

1) The phrase “What are you Brand New ?” Is used to call out someone who doesn’t understand common jokes or sayings.

2) A friend or person with infantile behavior like spilling beverages or dropping iPhones.

Friend : * Walks into Bar and knocks over a beverage tray*

Him: “Dude, What are you Brand New?”

what are you brand new? by Dohm M November 12, 2017

I’m A Brand 

when someone completely loses their sense of humour because it doesn’t fit in with their personal brand

“I’m a brand and my YouTube channel “Andrew On Glue” could be completely destroyed if that joke is associated with my brand”

I’m A Brand by seanalfred January 31, 2021

I’m A Brand 

When someone completely loses their sense of humour because they don’t think it fits in with their brand

Andrew screamed “I’m A Brand take that off Instagram immediately!” when he saw a hilarious joke his best friend made that didn’t fit with his YouTube Channel’s “Andrew On Glue” brand.

I’m A Brand by seanalfred January 31, 2021

Head of Brand 

something that someone says when they don't really do anything.

Hello my name is Barry and I am Head of Brand

Head of Brand by bazzathedestroya May 25, 2021

Motel 6 Raisin Brand 

A covert term most notably used to indicate that you intend to purchase an inexpensive elderly prostitute to a group text message of johns.

Hey guys, I’m headed up to East Bethel to grab some Motel 6 Raisin Brand, I hear it’s AMAZING!

Motel 6 Raisin Brand by Yo Noid! September 2, 2022

Red Bicycle Brand 

When you wipe to vigorously too often and develop a red welt up your back emanating from your ass crack.

"I was gonna take Brenda to brown town, but she had that red bicycle brand, and my boner died instantly."

Red Bicycle Brand by Whoremonger October 1, 2025