The Dogs Were Barking

An excuse for anything, whether someone lost in a game or did something stupid, it can be used whenever. No dogs have to be present nor does anything play part in the mishap, it is simply a phrase meant to be used when you want to make an excuse or a defense for something. Originated from Simi Valley

John: I wrecked you in basketball! You suck!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!

Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!

by PandaQ00 November 13, 2011

Where’s the dog barking?

Where’s the party at, where’s shit going down?

Hey bruh, I wanna do something tonight, where’s the dog barking?

by NordicNate February 1, 2019

Dogs are Barking

If someone’s dogs are barking, it usually means they’re wearing open toed shoes or their feet stink

dude, did you see her sandals? her dogs are barking!

by cheese ball 47 July 16, 2022

My Dawgs Are Barking

This is a term used when your feet are hurting. The dawgs refer to the feet, commonly confused with the toes.

After walking in all that slime my dawgs are barking

by TheSexualThrill69 May 21, 2023

My Dawgs Are Barking

This is a term used when your feet are hurting. The dawgs refer to the feet, commonly confused with the toes.

After walking in all that slime my dawgs are barking

by TheSexualThrill69 May 21, 2023

Whispering Kids and Dogs Barking

Phrase to discretely say sex in relation to another person.

“Do you hear that noise over there”

“Yeah it sounds like some Whispering Kids and Dogs Barking”

“No I think they’re just having sex”

by Trentavious August 13, 2023

Nebraskan water boarding

The act of sexual torture when a male ejaculates on a piece of cloth then puts it over the females face, causing the female to lose oxygen, and get turned on at the same time!

Johnny gave Mellisa the old Nebraskan water boarding last night, we didn’t hear from her this morning.

by Camden Scott April 22, 2025