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Barking Window

Someone who gets annoyed at people walking outside from within their crusty house.
That Discord Mod is a barking window!

Holy crap, I think I might be a barking window...
by The Logic of The New Era May 14, 2024
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Barking

Just what it means! Picture a dog barking but in the context of a car or a truck or a motorcycle. More specifically a Harley Davidson. Barking is when you’re really going through the gears. Sometimes saying fuck the clutch and just preloading that shifter and letting off right before that rev limiter and watching old girl with a mind of her own just glide right up into the next gear like butter. Mostly a sportster technique used to dust all the big boy bike riders. You know the guys who carry their whole life in their bags with their big fairings that can barely see over them. Big ole couches on 2 wheels. This technique is specifically used to blow their 30k bikes away off the line with your 2600 investment. That 883 has got some balls. It’s all about how you drive it. Same thing with your between the legs friend. You pull it out and constantly get the look of disapproval. What’s going through these womans heads?! They’re thinking “ughhhh it’s only 2 inches but little do they know the jokes on them because I tell them…… “2 inches hits you at 200mph you’re going to have something to tell your friends about” bitch will be rolling into Starbucks the next morning with a damn knee scooter. Talking about how she pulled a ham string. Bitch that 2 inches straight separated your sea like it was Moses. It’ll never be the same. That’s barking it. You get going and you get that fucking engine maxed the fuck out. Like give it all you’ve got. Bark that thing. Travis fucking barker.
He’s really barking that Harley I can hear it coming for miles and miles, just like that last girl who doubted 2 inches wasn’t going to do much.

I hope you’re barking that wagon before you leave bro you paid $750 for the exhaust you might as well hear what it sounds like.

Bro fuck the cops I’m barking anyways.

I’m barking this thing like I’m fresh out the kennel

I love barking it

Remember the time I was barking your mom from behind. Damn she’s got that wap and you’d think her shit would be fucked after your incest ass came out of her but she’s got something worth barking in.

Man I love barking in your mom. She loves when I bark it out deep in her.

I’m barking this thing all over your girl and she loves it.
by Hatch’s Harleys May 26, 2024
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Barking Bladder Syndrome

When not having urinated in an extended period of time, therefore not being able to stop peeing, and instead continuing to urinate, often in short spurts until one gets bored and decides to stop, though not having fully emptied their bladder
”Man, i should’ve peed earlier, instead i got barking bladder syndrome this time”
by Dave Biscuits February 26, 2026
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Barking Bero

Joke nickname that refers to the popular game *Dragon Ball: Sparking! ZERO*. It was coined by the streamer President Rose in the summer of 2024.
"alright lets check out this new barking bero trailer man" - President Rose
by soraxvx September 6, 2024
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Blanking

A term used to hold a "blank" expression while riding a rollercoaster or amusement park ride. Similar to "raw dogging" the rider remains completely emotionless with a neutral look on their face throughout the duration of the ride.
"Jordan was blanking on every ride at Universal Studios, you'd think he wasn't having any fun at all!"
by Ryder Strong September 13, 2024
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Blorking

The act of inserting a tube of Galaxy Gas into your urethra, twisting the tube will cause your balls to blow up like a balloon
Lenny decided to do blorking but he let out too much gas and his balls popped!
by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024
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Blorking

Using a fleshlight whilest being a person
Im currently blorking in johnshnob
by Thecreamboy February 21, 2025
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