slap the bishop

Your girl's vagina being tapped to simulate it softly as foreplay, by you during sex.

Boy: "Lemme slap that pussy babe"
Girl: "Oh my goddddd yesss slap the bishop hardd"

by asst followbeck November 29, 2015

stroking the bishop

Masturbation by a male. Used in the Caribbean region.

He's always watching porn and stroking the bishop.

by Lilith's tongue July 25, 2011

John the Bishop

This is a rare phenomenon that occurs when you take a shit and it gets stuck in a way that allows it to protrude through the top of the water and stick straight up. As you wipe and the tp sticks to it it becomes John the Bishop.

I had a huge burrito last night and then made the biggest John the Bishop you have ever seen.

by I am not who you think I am! June 10, 2011

arch bishop of banterbury (Pope)

Some one who is the arch bishop of banterbury (Pope) who may be a retired pope who likes lots of cages in his cuboard
also tom james of monmoth boys school is the pope

FBI: Run children!
POPE TJ: Im coming children!
CHILD: ahh the arch bishop of banterbury (Pope)!
POPE TJ: Get on the ground

by loltrainia November 4, 2011

The Bishop

The look you give him as you're hooking up with his girl on the dancefloor whilst giving him the finger

And then i gave him...the bishop

by Das Jews April 22, 2017

bekki bishop

someone whos cool,
good looking,
with a good taste of music and
likes lewi

god. your such a bekki bishop

by Lewis Morton UK October 18, 2008

faith bishop

faith bishop is a girl from farmington who is a trashy hoe!!!

look at her, what a faith bishop

by onelove_nesta October 25, 2009