ass bender

One who is selfishly and utterly cruel to the point that they enjoy seeing others suffer because of their own stupidity and can not see the light day from having their head shoved so far up their ass bent backwards!

My exhusband was so miserable after our divorce because I was happy, that he cut off the electricity to our house while I was out of town. However, because he is such an "ass bender", he didn't realize that the kids were home with no power and it was more than 100 degress outside that day.

by The coolest chic ever! September 1, 2011

gender bender

An androginous person.
a transexual.
a transvestite.

Boy George is a gender bender

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

Spaghetti Bender

Slang term for an Italian like the N word for a black person

These God damn spaghetti Benders are pissing me off

by 2canparty November 22, 2016

gender bender

On a MUSH, MOO, MUCK, or other text-based online role-playing game, a male player who plays a female character. This is often done to attract partners for cybersex.

"I'm pretty sure Rena is a gender bender, she doesn't sound like a woman."

by Steve H. July 1, 2005

bender

a homosexual male (in British slang)

in the '70s, no one knew Elton was a bender

by su france July 23, 2008

bender

when you get mind blowingly drunk for a period of three or more days.

Dude, i went on this 6 day bender after we lost the race.

by Emily Anne May 19, 2005

benedetti

the most amazing guy in the world he knows how to charm his way into a girls pants he loves invader zim and is mega rich a really hot looking guido and is HUGE he has a smexy fro and is a great drummer...save a drum bang a drummer ;)

omg that kid is soooooo hot
yeah must be a benedetti

by guidolover January 3, 2010