Beardsence

A sixth sense acquired by the wearer of a sufficiently large beard. Gives ability to catch wild birds and not be seen till rather close to people.

His beardsence helped him catch that pigeon in the park

by Wiead Fraak Dreadlocman November 30, 2010

bearsitos

Gummy bear flavored kisses.

Mmm, bearsitos. Gimme some of those gummy bears.

by Jules87 July 15, 2018

bearboytommy

bearboytommy is one of my fav mutuals like if you see a video of bearboytommy you just say ‘OMG FUNNY VIDEO WHO WAS IT FROM??!! omg i’m not shocked it’s bearboytommy they’re so funny!!!’

urmum1nmyb3d: i have a new fav mutual, they’re called bearboytommy!
bad person: omg ew who is that
urmum1nmyb3d: only the funniest person alive!!
bad person: ugh no!!!!!
urmum1nmyb3d: ugh!!!!! why do you!!!!

by denvaa__ September 2, 2021

Salty Beards

Masculine facial hair crusted with ocean salt. Most commonly found in Ventura California. www.SaltyBeards.com

Dude, those bums beards are so salty.

Those surfer's have some really salty beards

www.saltybeards.com

by Sebastain Palentino October 18, 2012

Scary Bears

the act of pooping or the state of the poop in question

"Where have ya been, dude?"
"Scary Bears"
"Oh gotcha"
or
"Was it a good poop?"
"It looked like scary bears"

by DrRodimus March 29, 2015

foo foo demon bears

Only the littest gang in the universe; arch rivals with LDG (little dick gang)

"Dude, are you in the foo foo demon bears?" Asked Ben.
"No, I'm in little dick gang," said Key.
"Well I am going to shank you now," said Ben.

by anonymous_1738 December 12, 2017

bears

another word for poop. always used plural.

Oh bears! I just left my lunch in the car.

I just left a bears on the floor.

by sadbeaver August 26, 2008