alpha chick

A female that typically falls into the leadership roll among other females. Much like a pecking order for social cliques, when two "alpha chicks" come into social contact, there is some aggressive posturing until one "alpha chick" reins leader. The loser "alpha chick" will then be ostracized from the social clique.

Johnna and Laura were both alpha chicks, but then they attempted to become friends, Johnna's will proved to be stronger and Laura was ostracized from the group.

by JoeNospam April 10, 2003

Alpha Stripper

A stripper who just dominates you....sees you coming...takes control and drains your wallet. There hot, dirty and experienced and you cant resist. Often of Brazillian decent.

"Bro u see matt just melt with that alpha stripper, he just dropped $80 on a lappy"

"Bro the alpha is here, i need help"

"The alpha has just dominated me man, she's incredible, i just can't resist"

by SG Dweller December 21, 2008

alpha charlie

heterosexual (as in 'AC' in contrast to 'DC'). more likely a ubersexual or metrosexual.

Q: is bob gay?
A: no, he's alpha charlie.

by malinguist March 21, 2011

Alpha 1315

1.) The most offensive insult known to man

2.) The epitome of fail, no one has been able to surpass this level of fail thus far

3.) The biggest bitch tits in the world

1.) "You're a Jew"
"Well, you're an Alpha 1315!"
"You take that back!"

2.) "Did you hear what Alpha 1315 did?"
"Lawl, Alpha 1315 pulled an Alpha 1315!"

3.) "Mike, you are such a bitch tits."

by That_Dude_From_Peacefull January 26, 2009

Alpha Nerd

Contrary to popular belief, the Alpha Nerd is, as in software development, the lowest of the nerd hierarchy. The Alpha Nerd is not necessarily the least intelligent of a given pack of nerds, but instead is the most likely to come to erroneous conclusions based on information. The Omega Nerd is the highest of the nerd hierarchy.

Err is to Human as Error is to Alpha Nerd.

by llAVALANCHEll June 23, 2010

Alpha Female

An Alpha Female is your typical Type A, loud-mouthed, confident, controlling, assertive, power-wielding Alpha Male, with a vagina instead of a dick. As with Alpha Males, it is often frightening if there's more than one of these in the same room.

Note: An Alpha Female is no more an "Alpha Bitch" than an Alpha Male is an "Alpha Cocksucker."

Me: "Sometimes I feel like I may be a bit emasculating, but my boyfriend doesn't seem to mind; he only likes Alpha Females. They hold their own."

My friend: "Yeah, that's true."

by AlphaLady September 29, 2005

Alpha Female

An alpha female is a female human who is well aware of the fact that she is sexy, desirable, and everyone wants to fuck her, and maximizes this knowledge to control/dominate anyone and everyone around her. She flaunts her superiority over beta females and males in general with no fear of retribution. An alpha female may feign interest in a male to further her own agenda, but in reality no male can ever satisfy an alpha female, not even the alpha-est of alphas. By the standard definition, all alpha females are bitches, but it doesn't matter because you'd do anything to fuck them anyway. They know this as well.

Guy 1: She's so hot, I'd hit that

Guy 2: Eh, I wouldn't, she's kind of a bitch, I'm not really into alpha females

Guy 1: Whatever, you just keep telling yourself that

Guy 2: Yeah you saw right through me

by yupp395178 June 16, 2010