He is a bald headed baffoon
by ploina February 28, 2023
Get the bald headed baffoon mug.A phenomenon that occurs after a balding man shaves in which they are incredibly irritable and angry (most likely as a part of the grieving process in which they lament their permanent loss of hair)
Friend: Mr. Johnson flipped out on me for no reason today
Me: Don't worry, he's just on his Bald Guy Period
Me: Don't worry, he's just on his Bald Guy Period
by VitaliMaliarov17 March 15, 2023
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1. That one tattoo that you get on your body that has absolutely no significance outside of the fact that you got it.
Named from a Pastor in Indianapolis who is tattooed all over his body with a premature balding gorilla on the under back side of his arm
Named from a Pastor in Indianapolis who is tattooed all over his body with a premature balding gorilla on the under back side of his arm
Luke got his premature balding gorilla last night in the form of the loch ness monster on his lower back side.
by cowboy hibby July 13, 2012
Get the Premature Balding Gorilla mug.When you're 100% bald and your head shines like a fresh bowling ball.
Not to be confused with bowling balled.
Not to be confused with bowling balled.
by heyitsRachel June 30, 2016
Get the bowling bald mug.A person is Legally Bald when despite the fact that they have hair, on a windy day their comb-over blows counter-comb-over showing their mostly bald head.
Man, that comb-over looks likes like shit. That boy be in denial, if he thinks he ain't Legally Bald.
by FFFRANK BERGER July 19, 2017
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