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Bald Guy Period

A phenomenon that occurs after a balding man shaves in which they are incredibly irritable and angry (most likely as a part of the grieving process in which they lament their permanent loss of hair)
Friend: Mr. Johnson flipped out on me for no reason today

Me: Don't worry, he's just on his Bald Guy Period
by VitaliMaliarov17 March 15, 2023
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Premature Balding Gorilla

1. That one tattoo that you get on your body that has absolutely no significance outside of the fact that you got it.

Named from a Pastor in Indianapolis who is tattooed all over his body with a premature balding gorilla on the under back side of his arm
Luke got his premature balding gorilla last night in the form of the loch ness monster on his lower back side.
by cowboy hibby July 13, 2012
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bowling bald

When you're 100% bald and your head shines like a fresh bowling ball.

Not to be confused with bowling balled.
Damn, that guy is bowling bald. I could check my reflection in that shit.
by heyitsRachel June 30, 2016
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legally bald

A person is Legally Bald when despite the fact that they have hair, on a windy day their comb-over blows counter-comb-over showing their mostly bald head.
Man, that comb-over looks likes like shit. That boy be in denial, if he thinks he ain't Legally Bald.
by FFFRANK BERGER July 19, 2017
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The bald o'Connor

When two completely bald people have sex, especially in moonlight
Last night was amazing; Sandra and I shaved our heads and went for the bald o'Connor.
by Loopyhead April 13, 2019
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Hot Bald Woman

A woman who looks hot bald or her name is Alicia
by Thisisryno4 April 3, 2021
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