Brazilian Dirty Bagel

The act of putting wax a bagel, letting it dry, then proceding to spread cream cheese around the hole and raping the bagel.

The man was lonely, so he made himsef a Brazilian Dirty Bagel.

by REAPERDuh? December 4, 2011

bagel bump

when two men use a two sided dildo with a bagel in the middle. When they are finished they eat the bagel

hey have u ever been bagel bumping?

by E.P.D March 13, 2009

babel

bey-buhl, bab-uhl: bad chain reaction of events, really bad luck, a bad day/night

Yesterday night was such a babel night.

yeah? what happened?

well first the movies sucked, then i was going to go to this crazy party but we got a flat tire on the way, then we inflated the tire but realized later that it was split open, we then we didn't have a wrench that fit to change the tire so we went home and got a socket wrench, but then we broke that. Then this Asian girl with an acura came and had the correct wrench and we finally fixed the car at 5:30 in the morning and we didn't make it to the party...

dang.. that sounds like a real babel night.

by Mimbo December 8, 2006

fagel bagel

A longer word for ''Fag''

Alyx: What does fagel bagel mean?
Nikki: The definition of fagel bagel is: you

by Niicolleee February 17, 2009

Bagel

This is the most important thing in all of existence. The bagel is love, life, and tan. It's also the shape of the universe, or something. I really have no fucking idea. It's important tho

"Bagel."

by Him Fromireland July 17, 2017

Sesame Bottom Bagel

This process is long and hard so listen up. First you must find a sesame bagel (no other bagel will work) and cover it in cream chesse. Then, while having sexualy intercourse (man or woman will work), push the bagel in the anus until the anus is completely destroyed, or until the anus is flaming red with pink on the outside. After the anal seducing, take the bagel out of the anus, then enjoy. For the best possible results, use a woman.

I gave my girl friend a sesame bottom bagel, but i used a popy bagel and the popies wouldnt come out for 2 weeks.

by Arnie Mcpalmer January 1, 2010

Bagel

The superior "on-the-go" breakfast food. Works well accompanied with cream cheese, butter, jam, pretty much anything that you can spread with a knife.

Bagels; A short story.

I like bagels
They like me
Bagels are good
If you don't like bagels

whydontyoulikebagels
Bagels
Bagels
Bagels

-Smitty McBagelstorm, 1891.2

by CharlesJJJ November 3, 2016