Awsomely Awkward

Something that would be so awkward if it happend in real life, but is so awsome in any other context.

1. Dude I had the most Awsomely Awkward dream last night about her!!

2. DUDE!!! WTF!!! thats my ex.........how was it??

1. Flippin awsome!!!

by Vincent123456 February 22, 2010

The Awkward Stiffie

The act of achieving and erection at the most inconvenient of times and for no apparent reason

Sitting in the classroom the teacher shouted over to timmy

Teacher: " Timmy come and write the answer on the board"

Timmy began sweating nervously as he had case of the awkward stiffie

by Rooboy222 September 20, 2009

Awkward and Crumbly

Phrase used to describe a social situation that is especially uncomfortable and strange. Often used to exasperate the situation for added personal humor, or in casual conversation for acquisition of lolz.

I have to go to the bathroom, I have explosive diarrhea and... Well THIS is awkward and crumbly!"

by Well this is awkward... June 14, 2010

Curb Awkwardness

After saying farewell to someone and getting into vehicle and not moving immediatly , so the person just looks at you without talking. Even worse when the window is down.

Jim: i said goodbye to mandy and my mum didnt drive off straight away and the window was down!
James: Thats SERIOUS curb awkwardness

by Jack0thattssme September 7, 2010

awkward cup

A cup or glass held in your hand at a social gathering, to make it seem as if you are occupied to avoid social interaction or confrontation

Gathered around a group at a party: *Slowly sips from the awkward cup and looks around without speaking*

by Beezy_Bman October 9, 2013

Awkward Arm

The arm that goes on the bottom,under you body, when spooning. It always seems to get in the way and you don't know what to do with it and then it cramps up.

Last night I was spooning with Lorenzo and his awkward arm was poking me in the back, so I made him put it above my head.

by Catrentonia December 12, 2008

Awkward Turtle

A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. The person executing the "Awkward Turtle" is basically, jerking there hands around in rougly the shape of a turtle, unable to speak. And silence ensues

The evening was going smoothly until Merc had to go and tell us his dad used to lock him in a closet when he was bad. Silence ensued. Darrow began to make the "Awkward Turtle" with his hands, and the rest of us stared anywhere but at Merc.

by adelews July 25, 2007