Friendzone Asshole Syndrome

A very serious condition that can alter the mood of someone who is single and a virgin, typically causing them to ditch their friend group for a girl that does not want them. Someone diagnosed with this syndrome is typically an asshole to their friend group of guys, because there's a lot of misplaced anger.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to:

—ignoring friends
—creating awkward silences
—getting pissed over minuscule problems
—not wanting to be around anyone else, except the girl they like
—the girl they like is NOT interested in them, therefore they feel bad. See friendzone.
—this becomes a cycle where the diagnosed take out their emotions on their friend group even though the friend group is totally innocent
—clearly violating the concept of Bros before hoes

There has been no developed cure, however symptoms seem to be alleviated when the guy and the girl become distant, since the relationship becomes nothing and the guy comes to terms with it.

Stay away from Landon, boys. He's developing some serious symptoms of Friendzone Asshole Syndrome.

by HowDoYouDoFellowKids September 27, 2017

Mamabear asshole

Mamabear asshole is the head of the asshole family

Mamabear Asshole is the boss of the bear family

by Mamabear asshole April 19, 2020

Flaming Asshole

Originating in New Zealand, this Kiwi original includes utilizing a long piece of toilet tissue, placing one end between buttock cheeks, with pants and undergarments down around ankles. The participant then lights the other end on fire, and then runs across the venue, hoping the flame does not reach the buttocks.

I lost a bet and had to do a flaming asshole at my cousin's wedding.

by Pool bitch January 5, 2022

chicken and assholes

Any situation in which there are both positive and negative qualities, usually pertaining to food. Can also be used out of frustration, usually pluralized in with this usage.

Jim: How was the resturant?
Steve: All they had was chicken and assholes.

-or-

"Well chickens and assholes, this sucks!"

by King McCool May 23, 2008

hot cup of asshole

Someone who exceeds the boundaries of a normal "asshole" so much that one remains almost speechless.

Stan kicked your mother's cavernous bat cave? Well, I can't say I'm surprised. Your mother is a hot cup of asshole.

by MB87 September 29, 2010

Angry ball of asshole

A very angry little shit, much like the evil human eating aliens from the critters movies.
It doesn't have to necessarily be in the physical ball form

or a midget but what would seem like an angry little bastard who reeks of rage and uncontrollable annoying anger.

Sid: Are you chicken shit? Come on man, you gigantic shit for brains! Come on come on!!

Giant guy sitting at bar: I am going to ask you nicely to please be quiet, sir.

Sid: Aww girly panties not pulled up? waah waah

I'm gonna head butt your abdomen and use it as my pillow!

Giant guy sitting at bar: Well, I think we need to take this outside because you're being a huge Angry ball of asshole.

by tsunbot July 13, 2011

Dune buggy asshole

An unsociable member of society who frequents sand duned areas, and drives specially modified vehicles in these areas. The Dune buggy asshole has little regard for public safety and will not hesitate to run over both persons or property who stand in his way.

That Dune buggy asshole just tore up my goddam lawn!

The sooner these Dune buggy assholes get arrested the better.

It was a peaceful day down at the beach until a bunch of Dune buggy assholes turned up.

by dunebuggypilot March 11, 2014