ariss 

commonly known as the worlds biggest penis, many women have died shortly after an encounter with the ariss

hey you guys, oh my god you guys, i screwed ariss last week and i havent stopped bleeding since

ariss by jackisasexygitmmmm December 27, 2007

arisha 

arisha is a girl that has a crush on ali and he doesn’t like her so basically she’s stupid

lol your arisha

arisha by unknown.w1 November 23, 2021

aristotle

An absaloutely dumbshit idiot who thinks his dick is bigger and hairier than it actually is and then he wonders why he has no sex-life

He is such an Aristotle

aristotle by Nsjagsje September 30, 2017

aristotect 

An asshole architect who thinks he/she is superior to all others on a project. Aristotects can be distinguished by their unusual, usually thick, black-rimmed glasses and their great effort to look out of place (i.e.: wearing 4" stilettos during a Construction site review)

Aristotects commonly drive Land Rover Discoveries, "for when they have to visit the site", despite the fact they they always park in a paved parking lot and are transported to the actual project site via a small golf cart or other vehicle.

John: That building looks like shit.
Sally: Yeah, I told that to the architect and she said that we are just too uncultured to understand the design.
John: What an aristotect.

aristotect by PaBe November 30, 2006

arisola 

The darker patch of skin around the rusty bullet hole.

That porn star needs an anal bleaching. I can see her arisola.

arisola by King Nutter January 20, 2008

Aristoclat 

An aristocrat who is also a clat. Clat means prick.

"Hey look at that guy that inherited his power and is incompetent and can't do his job properly, what an aristoclat."

Aristoclat by Anarkeeeeeeee April 25, 2009

Aristofrat 

One who is of the noblest fraternities on campus and is known for his high caliber of frattiness. An aristofrat is always sipping, always has a lovely lady at hand, and is the life of the party. Most aristofrats have catchy last names like, "Butler" or, "Ferrara". Some are also given fratty nicknames such as "The Sip King".

Guy 1: Hey do you see that guy over there wearing a velvet robe who is doing two beer bongs and has a gorgeous girl holding his solo cup?

Guy 2: Yea, that guy is a legendary aristofrat. They call him, "Tank".

Aristofrat by JMayzin November 19, 2010