Apple Licker

Apple licker is a subtle way to refer to someone who has had sexual intercourse with someone years younger than them.

Interchangeable with Nonce/Pedo/Sexual Predator

Tomula fucked that younger hes an apple licker.

by N-A1 August 15, 2020

apple milkshake

When you have to dodge the heroin needles at Starbucks to take a dump and the first part is solid like an apple followed by explosive diarrhea that appears to be the consistency of a milkshake.

Hey Ross you want to go to Starbucks?

Fuck no, that overpriced coffee makes me apple milkshake everytime.

by YouRikeIt April 26, 2019

apple grinder

A girl who grinds her booty towards a man/woman particularily when they are dancing.

"She is an apple grinder at parties"

by Marcia V September 26, 2006

fiona apple

beautiful poetic singer. known for her strong music and fierce lyrics.

fiona apple is one of the best. artists. ever.

by virginia. August 11, 2003

Apple Junky

A person(male or female) who feels that all of the products that are released by Steven Jobs are the best things that have graced the earth. These stuck up people feel that anything that is not an Apple product is inferior in some way, shape, or form to the grand Apple. They provide no statistical information that backs up their notations that proves that Apple products are better. These junkies feel that they are better than everyone else. They preach in the name of Apple, claiming the best products until they realize what worthless, overpriced, pieces of trash they have; even then these junkies are still too hard-headed to admit the truth.

Luke- Look at Joey, he has an IPhone,macbook pro, and a IPAD.

Mike- Yeah he is an Apple Junky. He thinks that all of that crap is necessary for daily life. Completely unnecessary.

by AFallet1 January 5, 2011

Apple computer

A type of computer that many troglodytes think is the best around

troglodyte: the MacBook (apple computer) is best
Normal person: no it's not

by Yeethasbeentaken May 6, 2020

battle apple

A thug / gang weapon resembling a mace. Euphemism for the penis, referenced in the song "Josie" by Steely Dan ("We're gonna shine up the battle apple . . .")

"Jo would you love to scrapple
She'll never say no
Shine up the battle apple
We'll shake 'em all down tonight
We're gonna mix in the street . . ."

by TANSTAAFL1 June 14, 2010