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BlackAmber Alert

When a child missing from her dominating parent and the non-dominating parent refuses to give her back without a court order.
We know where she is but the father refuses to give her to her mother without a court order so we will issue a BlackAmber Alert.
by ByeFeliciaDe January 22, 2018
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Pube alert

A brief yet unintentional change in the octave of a persons voice. Particularly, a young male going through puberty.
Damn Bro, those girls are laughing at you over that Pube Alert you just had during the the final scene of the play.
by XxThracianxX January 17, 2017
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Rose Gold Alert

A cis-female gen-xer or elderly millennial gets sick of life and says fml or duces.
My wife got pissed grabbed a Mango seltzer and went for a walk, it’s been 24 hours we have issued a Rose Gold Alert. Note: She was not taken or abducted because no one that shit.
by Palm Springs #fresh November 6, 2021
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VHS ALERT: BOATERS & ANGLERS

Da wording on a dockside sign dat warns aquatic sportsmen about of a serious bacterial infection of fish caused by throwing videocassettes into the water.
I always find da "VHS ALERT: BOATERS & ANGLERS" signs puzzling, since conceivably most folks who would be venturing out on a lake or river would not even have televisions or VCRs with them, and so there should be little problem of folks tossing their broken/unwanted tapes overboard while they were cruising around in their skiffs and yachts.
by QuacksO November 16, 2021
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joe joe alert

the face you make at Layla when you see Johnathan walking beside her in the hallway.
Friend 1: wanna go to class early

Friend 2: Can’t joe joe alert
by straightforseth October 13, 2021
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pending alerts

wowowowow u have free rewards to get
you have pending alerts go to the main menu - TF2
by Tf2fan September 13, 2021
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