Absolute Icon

A genuinely nice person who's also incredibly knowledgable and successful. "Absolute power corrupts absolutely", except when it comes to these rare few.

Did you hear what Keanu Reeves did with his earnings? He's an Absolute Icon.

by Siege Knight June 24, 2020

absolute dolt

The antonym of dolt.

Dude my girlfriend is an absolute dolt

by lolgae September 22, 2020

abolaji

A lovely person with nice and cute face, very humble and sensible. He/she is very kind and have a charitable mind.

My girlfriend is a Abolaji

by Abu_smile December 8, 2020

Absolute CRINGE

People who use "weary" " "sobbing" "pensive" "flushing" who think they are funny, but it's so fucking annoying, and no one wants to hear it.

Ophelia: I just killed someone :flushed:

Everyone: Please SHUT THE FUCK UP, ur being Absolute CRINGE

by Chickaboff July 21, 2021

you absolute nut

when you breath

1: wow, you absolute nut.
2: I know, i breath.

by SATAN IS BAE June 12, 2018

Abiola

The term used to describe the region between the navel and the internal iliac lymph nodes. characterized by its pink, sometimes purple color.

I can't believe you pierced your abiola.

They can tell whether or not you're a virgin by looking at your abiola.

You might want to put on some clothes. I can see your abiola.

by Badman96 April 19, 2009

Absolute

remove the generic insult after absolute gonk,gimp etc. and your left with an insult.

'what an absolute'

by Fred October 20, 2003