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That faculty of the human psyche which causes individuals to distinguish between choices made for good, or for awesome. Also variously termed: awesome compass, awesome fiber, sense of right and awesome, and the indwelling guidance of the Awesome Spirit.
Often depicted in popular culture as a pair of tiny, supernatural beings perched upon one's shoulders: an angel on the right, and on the left, a napalm-spitting dilophosaurus wielding an overdriven Black Widow on inline skates.
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That faculty of the human psyche which causes individuals to distinguish between choices made for good, or for awesome. Also variously termed: awesome compass, awesome fiber, sense of right and awesome, and the indwelling guidance of the Awesome Spirit.
Often depicted in popular culture as a pair of tiny, supernatural beings perched upon one's shoulders: an angel on the right, and on the left, a napalm-spitting dilophosaurus wielding an overdriven Black Widow on inline skates.
Son, I know your awesome-conscience is telling you to do the awesome thing to do. Now take the blowtorch... That's my boy.
I'd stop kicking ankle-biter dogs, but my awesome-conscience simply wouldn't permit it.
I'm feeling rather awesome-conscience-stricken: I fully realized that I easily could've converted my old super-soaker into an everclear flamethrower, but I let it go at the yard sale for a quarter instead.
I'd stop kicking ankle-biter dogs, but my awesome-conscience simply wouldn't permit it.
I'm feeling rather awesome-conscience-stricken: I fully realized that I easily could've converted my old super-soaker into an everclear flamethrower, but I let it go at the yard sale for a quarter instead.
by Majonaise July 29, 2009
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The hour, usually late at night, where everything is funny and all ideas are good. Can be induced with controlled substances.
Bob: "Hey guys, what if I dressed up as Batman and went out at night to scare people? Wouldn't that be sweet?"
Everyone: "Yep, Bob's definitely hit awesome o'clock. Go to bed, Bob."
Everyone: "Yep, Bob's definitely hit awesome o'clock. Go to bed, Bob."
by Altarian December 13, 2009
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Similar to Snorgtees, Bustedtees, Noisebot, etc, it has no real meaning and fails to get the joke across.
Similar to Snorgtees, Bustedtees, Noisebot, etc, it has no real meaning and fails to get the joke across.
Boy: Do I look cool with my new Awesome tees T-Shirt?
Girls: LOLROFLREOFLROFLROFLROLFLOOOLOLOOLOLOLFROLOFRLFROLFROLFROLFRROFRLOROLFRORRORFOROFROFLROELEOELEOROFOLRO U SO GEY LMFAOROEOEDLMFAOEOLFAMOFLFAMOMFALMFOAMFLAFMOMRHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHLOL EWTFLOL
Girls: LOLROFLREOFLROFLROFLROLFLOOOLOLOOLOLOLFROLOFRLFROLFROLFROLFRROFRLOROLFRORRORFOROFROFLROELEOELEOROFOLRO U SO GEY LMFAOROEOEDLMFAOEOLFAMOFLFAMOMFALMFOAMFLAFMOMRHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHLOL EWTFLOL
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Get the awesome world mug.Awesome Possums value independent thinking, counter-culture, progressive politics, and have an appreciation for art and music, creativity, intelligence, and witty banter.
Like Hipsters, Awesome Possums embrace "non-mainstream" Culture and trends but unlike them, they also embrace mainstream culture and trends partially due to the fact that most Awesome Possums make trends popular.
Like Metrosexuals, Awesome Possums have taste & style, know about fashion, art, and culture. But since the awesome possum is an evolution and fusion of many subcultures, metrosexualism and its features have long been passed towards younger males and also women.
With the fusion of mainly metrosexualism and the hipster culture arises the very urban style and sense of the Awesome Possum. But what also helps in the very urban style of the Awesome Possum is the fact that Awesome Possums evolve to the times and will always be known as "cool" or "awesome".
Popular belief is that Awesome Possums hate outcast/posers/goths/punks/etc, however, generally, they pay little attention to other "types". This Brings us the the next fusion of Subculture which helped create the Awesome Possum, Prep.
The Prep subculture brings uniformity to all awesome Possums, but not to the extent of conformity.
What Awesome Possums are not:
Emo, Racist, Poser, Skaters, Passé
Awesome Possums are just plain awesome.
Like Hipsters, Awesome Possums embrace "non-mainstream" Culture and trends but unlike them, they also embrace mainstream culture and trends partially due to the fact that most Awesome Possums make trends popular.
Like Metrosexuals, Awesome Possums have taste & style, know about fashion, art, and culture. But since the awesome possum is an evolution and fusion of many subcultures, metrosexualism and its features have long been passed towards younger males and also women.
With the fusion of mainly metrosexualism and the hipster culture arises the very urban style and sense of the Awesome Possum. But what also helps in the very urban style of the Awesome Possum is the fact that Awesome Possums evolve to the times and will always be known as "cool" or "awesome".
Popular belief is that Awesome Possums hate outcast/posers/goths/punks/etc, however, generally, they pay little attention to other "types". This Brings us the the next fusion of Subculture which helped create the Awesome Possum, Prep.
The Prep subculture brings uniformity to all awesome Possums, but not to the extent of conformity.
What Awesome Possums are not:
Emo, Racist, Poser, Skaters, Passé
Awesome Possums are just plain awesome.
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Tween bobby soxer #1: omggg!! The bedazzling job I did on my new denims is MAJOR awesome-sauce!! Jealous much?!"
Tween bobby soxer #2: STFU u irritating little runt, or I'll dust your crops for you! Jesus - did your mom have any kids that lived??!"
Tween bobby soxer #2: STFU u irritating little runt, or I'll dust your crops for you! Jesus - did your mom have any kids that lived??!"
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