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Tiddling their winks

A way of saying someone is jerking off instead of doing what they are supposed to.
You can believe they were just a bunch of assholes sitting around tiddling their winks.
by Quiteuncomfortable March 8, 2021
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twidly winks

It's when you take your index finger and your middle finger and move them like legs across the surface of something. Twidly winks is when you are basically making your hands walk.
When I get bored, I start doing the twidly winks.
by Edefiner April 25, 2015
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leakest wink

What a "chain of command" is only as strong as. In other words, if a bunch of insincere people are "shedding crocodile tears" --- i.e., if they are pretending to be all weepy-eyed but are actually "winking behind their watering" because they're merely trying to manipulate those in authority --- the resolve of said commanding personnel is only as strong as whoever is shedding the most tears of the "leaky-waterworks" group, and thus is presenting the most-convincingly unhappy status that would also have the most persuasive effect on whoever is in charge of the situation.
A jury would do well to only listen to and consider what is actually being said by those giving testimony, not the eye-streamingly distressed manner in which said testimony is presented --- remember, the resolve of humanity is only as strong as its leakest wink!
by QuacksO February 18, 2023
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wink-syncing

When you flex your butthole to the words/syllables to the lyrics of a song to make it appear that your asshole is singing the song.
"It took me a while to perfect wink-syncing to November Rain, but finally got it down"
by UnicornRainbowtits March 24, 2025
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Winking it

When a black twink is gooning during a race
Omg that guys winking it
by luke2011@ June 29, 2025
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bink ya wink

To hit someone in the eye cause a loud sound like *BINK!*
Thinking that you beefing with the queen & I will bink ya wink!
by ksbenhancementstudio May 27, 2022
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winke

winke is a word that can be used universally in every sentence. It's a hand gesture invented by the streamer H3llomarc from Germany. Whether it is to winke someone away or to welcome someone, this hand gesture and/or word can be used almost anywhere and at any time; before or after a sentence.
winke Goodmorning everyone
by berenduitzuidlaren July 9, 2022
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