Cigarette Boatin'

noun - slang

cig· a· rette | \ ˌsi-gə-ˈret , ˈsi-gə-ˌret \ boat| \ ˈbōt \
variants: or less commonly cigaret plural boats

Definition of Cigarette Boatin':

1. a A slender erection, inconvenient as left unbridled; whereupon the slickhard proboscis is arranged vertically,

tucked behind the waistband of the dong-bearer, pointing the toadstool cap directly toward the head of said

dong-bearer. In appearance not unlike a cigarette racing boat at full throttle.

b A means of obfuscation applied to an inopportune or hastened logjam, affixing it upright akin to an obelisk(see

erection) in ones sweat pants or similarly 'Prize Hog at Market' lower body attire, in the interest of covering one's

humiliation and discomfiture at both the physical symptoms and societal repercussions of producing such a

monument when deemed immodest or inelegant.

2. Indecorum slab pointing to the North Star, framed by boxers, belt, fanny pack or otherwise available fabric and

leather materials expeditiously gathered to bind and truss the protruding edifice or superstructure. Framework

for a boner.

Examples of Cigarette Boatin' in a Sentence

the encounter at Hot Yoga 'Equinox' in South Beach, Miami

"A lot of people think that Frank is talking about his car when he refers to his Cadillac, but he means his boat. He's always Cigarette Boatin' with his towel in the locker room like we don't see his cool dick."

"This is a restricted access server room! You can't wander around in here Cigarette Boatin in those Ed Hardy board shorts you clearly slept in."

"Whenever I'm at the firing range I totally go Cigarette Boatin' for two reasons; 1. I'm ALWAYS hard when I shoot guns, 2. If someone looks down they will one hundred percent see the tip of my sweet dick. Bro, this dick is nuts."

by Iain Danger April 2, 2022

FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES.

A fairly known meme from "The Orville", in which two Moclans start smoking cigarettes and order a machine to create 500 cigarettes, in which they slowly, overtime, get incredibly addicted to cigarettes.

Klyden: "The tingles! Do you feel them?"

Bortus: "I do."

Klyden: "We must have more!"

(Bortus presses a button)

Bortus: "FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES."

by manwithsomelies July 28, 2025

it's just a cigarette

It's only a cigarette

It's just a cigarette and it cannot be that bad...

by David Broke September 11, 2022

aim a cigarette

To write for a large audience.

1. Richard aimed his cigarette at the blank page and exhaled.

2. Verb. To aim a cigarette is to light a cigarette before writing.

by Crftmghk September 27, 2021

cigarette car

specific cars still on the road manufactured in between the 90s and mid 2000s. these cars are called cigarette cars because throughout your childhood you’d typically see a random middle aged adult (or your friends older sister) smoking a cigarette out the window// the car reeked of cigarette smell. these cars are typically a run-down shit box (rusted, dented, etc) with more problems than you can count. the technology is very outdated, typically only being able to play cds/tapes or fm on the radio, having a cigarette lighter built in, built in ash trays, a slot to place coins for road tolls, hand crank windows, etc. cigarette cars are NOT the same as a modded older car; the most modifications being seat covers and bumper stickers. these cars are driven by broke people who cannot afford anything better, this being their only means of transportation. however, the owners of these cars are typically hot, bad bitches who have a love-hate relationship with their car (deep down will be very sad when their car finally dies).

some examples of cigarette cars include but are not limited to:

* 2002 pontiac grand prix
*1999-2005 ford taurus

*2002 toyota corolla

*2005 honda pilot

*2005-2007 jeep liberty

*2001 ford escape
*1997 buick lesabre

*1999 chevy blazer
*2003 toyota camry
*2005 dodge neon
*2002 saturn s-series SL
*1997 geo prizm

*2002 subaru legacy

THE LIST GOES ON

person 1: damn that girl is hot as fuck, too bad she drives that piece of shit car.

person 2: yeah but she has a cigarette car. it runs like shit but it actually looks cute and has a personality of its own.

by abbey’s chicken tenders March 17, 2024

Spiritual Cigarette

A cigarette rolled with weed in it

Hey bro, let’s go smoke a spiritual cigarette after class

by Vaporizer56 June 18, 2019

Snoop Dog Cigarette

A clever way to say weed. Snoop is the weed dude. Saying "Snoop Dog Cigarette" is less likely to get you flagged on social media apps where the word "weed" is frowned upon.

Whatsup Tiktok, I was just smoking a Snoop Dog Cigarette last night and was LIT!

by DobbaPhoenix September 7, 2022