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Moisture Pig

A 400 pound plus male or female human life form that just sits around and eats and sweats. These humans leach off of the system to the point that they suck up any moisture around them as well as food and beverage and leave no moisture, food or beverage for any other hard working human.

A moisture pig is worse than a swamp donkey and less athletic.

A moisture pig also is greatly affected by gravity and spends a lot of time on the ground, typically due to falling.
Look at the size of the hair diaper on that moisture pig.

That moisture pig stood so close to me that it dehydrated me!
by Bshifters December 15, 2019
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Teacup Pigging

Having anal intercourse with a midget while said midget is eating a bowl of cereal with no utensils and squealing like a pig.
Man, when Bill Clinton was in office he couldn't stop "teacup pigging" the Midget Society of America.
by Dirty Old Man Needs Love October 25, 2012
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Pig gold

n. Bacon. The beautiful, streaky bounty that can be extracted from pigs and - when combined with any other food (including MORE bacon) - makes said food infinitely more tasty.
I love this bacon. It's ****ing pig gold.
by EMM_1984 July 30, 2012
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pigs milk

(noun) something useless or not needed. a wast of time and money. A piece of garbage or crap.
I can't use this pillow, it's pigs milk
by emily1234578910 July 13, 2013
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pig blap

When someone gets hit in the face with a penis or penis like object (dildo) and leaves a mark in the shape of the object.
Like when you get a mushroom tatto, that's getting pig blapped.
by Sasha U. May 2, 2006
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pig pen

I saw 2 police cars leave the pig pen
by steve March 29, 2004
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love pig

1. One who is huggable to an extreme.
2. Joel Saville.
3. A pig one loves.
"Gals, that dood is totally a love pig!"

"My oinker is such a love pig!"
by Ze Dood January 23, 2009
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