Miami

A small town in Florida where red neck drivers change lanes at least 15 times per minute.

What are those crab-like drivers doing? Must be in Miami rn.

by Knmagor June 12, 2023

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Miami O’Clock

When the time reaches 3:05 and 305 is the area code of Miami in essence making it Miami o’clock

Jack: Hey man it’s 5 minutes pass Miami O’Clock

Alex: bro word?

Jack: yeah lol

by 212gstar June 18, 2023

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miami moondust

The byproduct of having sex one night, saving the man’s cum, and then grinding the dried cum up in a pepper grinder the morning after to snort like cocaine. Known aphrodisiac.

Janice snorted some Miami Moondust she saved from her liaison with Jeff the night before.

Jim loved felching, but there was something about Miami Moondust that always took the edge off the morning after.

by HoxhaWasAPacifist October 7, 2023

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Miami

A popular city in Florida near the beach, and its inhabitants include masked schizo mom-loving murderers, some simp vigilantes and even the Russian mafia. (Yes, this is a Hotline Miami reference)

Yo, wanna go to Miami?
Hell nah! Do you think I want to get jumped by the Russians?!

by Chuli-P November 15, 2023

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Miami

Man, it is taking the death-bots a minute to get up here, innit? Shit... How long ago were they in Argentina? Had to have been like a month or 2... This is taking forever. I should have done the nanobot Alucard body FIRST... And THEN the death-bots... I don't know, it- I did this shit entirely backwards....

Hym "Yeah, create A.I., IMMEDIATE nanobot-Alucard body, consciousness transfer (I don't know why I though supplanting my cells one at a time was a good idea. That was fucking retarded), death-bot army, seize Jennifer Lawrence, capture Jordan Peterson... Put him in, like, a bird cage or something.... Conquer all of the countries... Build my slut-tower... Clone Megyn Kelly... Breed some some kind of mount... Like a bear-moose... Or and alligator-elk... Something with horns... Ummm... Obviously get carried around on a Xerxes thrown... I mean, it's a good plan. It's a good plan... Did it in the wrong order... Death-bots are taking FOREVER to get here... Where they at now? Miami? Yeah, this shit sucks..."

by Hym Iam January 9, 2024

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