Luke

A ginger kid who likes to watch fake taxi videos (Prefers Dog Fake Taxi). Has a 2 inch willy and uses it on men and sometimes female horses (especially horse collpys one.)Is a mad man at Minecraft and knows it is very dangerous to mine at night. He can be described as Ed Sheehan’s deformed son or as most people say a hotter version of Ron Weasley.A Luke’s hobbies include Minecraft, Minecraft irl and most famously having cosplay intercoarse in a villager suit.

Woah this guy got into Stampys love garden for dressing up as Stampy while having sexual intercoarse with a horse who picked him up in a taxi

That was probably a Luke

by BigWillyBill February 19, 2019

Luke

The ugliest ( but kind of funny /charming) boy you'll ever meet in your life, he has the smile of a tumor and can always be replaced.

"That boy luke is a real cheeser"

by 4N0MYN0US September 5, 2018

Luke

A good runner who Goes to St Augustines College and is in 7.3. He's 'Special'.

Thers 'Luke'

by DM @ Saints September 18, 2018

Luke

A smartass young man who smokes meth, gets drunk, and beats women on a daily basis.

Look at Luke over there all fucked up and what not. His personality matches the wife beater he's wearing.

by Carlos024 October 2, 2018

Luke

He is mean and against women. He’s v far up his own ass because he believes getting kicked in the balls hurts more than childbirth.

Person 1: Ugh that guy is sexist
Me: That must be a Luke

by jew01117228832 June 8, 2018

Luke

Someone with a tiny schmeet

Luke definition: can be defined as someone with a small penis and someone who cant bag any bitches what so ever.

by Fxrxgydgg4tvghhfgtg June 9, 2018

Luke

Luke is by far the most attractive boy at your school. He’s absolutely perfect.He’s charming,cute,talented,kind,caring, and so much more. He’s one of the greatest friends you could ever ask for, he will never leave your side. He is protective over the ones he loves. he’s an amazing friend, but an even better boyfriend. He’s sporty. Amazing at fighting (Boxing) , and football. He is musically and artistically talented too. If you are lucky enough to know a Luke, keep him around. He’s a strait up blessing. Every girl is swooning over him. They all want to be with him, but he tends to fall for the unpopular, lowkey, loyal girls. Don’t lose a Luke’s trust, it’ll be the biggest mistake of your life.

Girl: OMG! He’s so dreamy, must be a Luke

Boy: ayeeee he’s so fit, that must be my boy Luke

by Angel_with_horns June 25, 2019