JOHNSON FEST

This is ussually a team event. It involves a bunch of dumasses tugging on one another's willy at the same time.

The sales dept is having a JOHNSON FEST today.

by team mopar November 19, 2004

Adam Johnson

Famous footballer caught for being a pedophile the use of his name being a different was to call someone a nonce

"Did you hear James Hepburn shagged a 15 year old"

"Yep he's an Adam Johnson"

by HepburnisaBitchboi March 17, 2019

negro johnson

a black person that acts like a dumbass. usally very loud and annoying, also speaking little or no understandable words.

Cameron and Quinten are both negro johnsons.

by christopher beherns November 26, 2007

randy johnson

Verb - To perform a Randy Johnson is to put your faith(and thirty million dollars over 2 years) into a 40+ year old pitcher with a history of back and knee problems. This act is usually performed by the Yankees, see A-Rod.

You just gave who a 2 year extension? You just pulled a Randy Johnson!

by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005

Johnson Alert

What you tell your homies when your Johnson is out. This can be used at any time to alert anyone, not only your homies, that your Johnson is indeed out of your pants; on the loose, if you will.

Guy 1 - Guys my dick is out, and swinging as we speak
Guy 2 - Johnson Alert! Johnson Alert! His Johnson is out!
Guy 1 - You're so stupid.
Guy 3 - Johnson Alert yall!
Guy 1 - I hate you guys.

by xendord November 26, 2022

peyton johnson

Peyton Johnson is part of a YouTube channel called the Johnson fam. The channel has amassed over 1.2 million subscribers. She has collaborated with everleigh rose and has an Instagram account called liv and pey with over 160,000 followers

Peyton Johnson is my favorite YouTuber

by Ldgigtgh July 23, 2019

Morgan Johnson

Cunt fuck

Cunt fuck means Morgan Johnson

by Colin the big boi Johnson July 21, 2019