When two female straight or lesbians engage in dry humping each other naked. Any sexual act when to women’s vaginal area are touching against each other. Could be soft or aggressive.
by "MADMAN" September 05, 2021
Yeah, ok, so just more justification for your lack of belief in God, the thing you use to make money and accrue status and power.
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "You see... The CORRECT relationship to have with 'The Most High' (Which is just a euphemistic way of saying 'God' but that's not actually 'God' you're talking about there) is not one of BELIEF! You shouldn't BELIEVE in God... I know I don't- Er... Um... I mean... The CORRECT thing to do God is to... Wrestle... With your lack... Of belief in God! THAT'S what people should REALLY be doing! Like ME! Instead of BELIEVING (meaning 'accepting the proposition in the absence of evidence')... You should be like... Obsessed with... Coming up with some sophistical bullshit... To make it SEEM LIKE... You believe a thing you do not believe... So you can get all of the things... Believing would get you... Without you having... To actually do thing thing... Which is 'believe.' That's the right way to do it! Because you don't know what 'believe' or 'real' mean and neither do I and as long as that's the case... I'm TECHNICALLY not 'Pretending to believe in God to elevate my status and accrue wealth and political power to myself as a literal charlatan.' Right? Because to be a charlatan I have to know what the word 'believe' means and then I have to 'not do that' to God! Get it? I can't 'not believe in God' if I don't know what the words 'believe' or 'God' mean! Bam! CAN'T be a charlatan!'
Hym "Pffft! Hahahahaha! Return of Dr. JeepJorp everybody! Hahahahaha!"
Hym "Pffft! Hahahahaha! Return of Dr. JeepJorp everybody! Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam February 02, 2024
by Mikethadyke December 29, 2017
A game played typically by a group of Royal Marines or vetted non-Royal Marines where three or more adult males drink ten or more pints of beer, strip naked and proceed to wrestle. The winner is determined when the first saliva drenched digit or finger is forcibly driven into another males poop shoot. The reigning title holder is currently named "Dutch" but proper names have not been divulged.
by Kittykitty12 February 08, 2019
;) Euphemism ;)
by The Midnight Wrestler June 01, 2022
The blending of nerd culture and professional wrestling make it clear that professional wrestlers are paid LARPers. And that's awesome!
by DuckDB February 23, 2021
When a man has to pee very badly and in the process of pulling out his dick when he finally gets to the bathroom he begins to piss wildly before he has his grip or his stance ready.
"Whoa, is it raining out there?"
"I wish. I was just wrestling with the firehose after all that Gatorade I drank this morning...I don't have any extra pants."
"I wish. I was just wrestling with the firehose after all that Gatorade I drank this morning...I don't have any extra pants."
by koreatown May 03, 2019