Cosmic win

The newly nominated archrival of epic fail.
Declaring a sense of pride, hope, or success.

Usually combined with a high five or another sense of nonverbal agreement.

Frank: I want people to stop saying epic, it's so old.
James: I couldn't agree more.
Frank: Cosmic win! *head bash*

by Gard Garr February 1, 2009

bi-winning

As coined by Charlie Sheen as a response to being told his behavior was called by some as symptoms of bi-polar disorder.

The act of Winning high and low, presumably. Coke, Porn Stars, A mansion, More cash than anybody, and of course, the nerve to give the finger to television executives.

"I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there,"

No example necessary.

by Benny BB March 18, 2011

un-win

To unfollow someone on Twitter, specifically for Tweet spam. Can be informally extended to Facebook and the like.

He won't stop corporate whoring for that contest on his Twitter, so I'm going to un-win him.

by El Guapo Chupacabras March 24, 2009

Win Sauce

When something is so win, they made it into a sauce.

Steven seagal's pony tail is so Win Sauce

by Betty Pierce April 15, 2011

Wins Day

Where for that day the person whom the day is dedicated to wins at everything no matter what it may be.

Dude I win
Why?
Cause it's ___ Wins Day that's why

by monkeymanerk001 February 2, 2009

Rage Winning

Very similar to sore winning(or a sore winner), but not in the gloating way. Rage winning is very closely related to Rage quitting, where said gamer complains about any and all details of said match during or after the act of winning.

OMFG the teams are stacked!" "Stop rage winning, your team is still in the lead.

by Five4321Aces September 23, 2011

win"guard"

a man who is known for his comically strange antics whilst fucking himself over constantly. Very few others in the world realize his predicament. he is proliferously dangerous whilst besotted porque his life is precariously hanging by a thread. yo no se su vida. ps his mortal archnemesis is a man named blue wave that continues to fuck his day up. any kind of bebidas alcohólicas will surely end this poor mans rememberance of life. he truly is a philosophizer. ps the end.

look at fuckin win"guard" he got fucked up by that blue wave and started philosophizing perpetually about all the things in his life that truly nobody gives a fuck about.

by marky twizzlas March 7, 2011