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winetasting

n. sport that consists of skillfully travleing from one vineyard to anther in a small area and sampling a variety of fermented grape juice. The winner is one who paces themselves enough that they don't fall down or throw up.
We need to pace ourselves if we are winetasting at 7 vineyards today.
by tinybrat May 6, 2009
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[F]right[ened] wing

Name for the extreme right-wing of politics that respond to fear as a motivating tactic. Backed up by science that shows that self-described conservatives were described as being easily victimized and vulnerable at an impressionable age, before politics would have entered their thoughts, and by more recent research showing that conservatives naturally have a larger "fear center" in their brain.
Student reporter: What are your views on the South Pole?

Man on street: they want to take our freedoms, we need to bomb them.

Student reporter: ah, another frightened wing reply.
by Foxybunbun March 5, 2011
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The Wing Girls

Two awesome girls (called Jet and Star) on YouTube who help guys out and give them dating advice. They are funny, cute and helpful.
Thanks to The Wing Girls I have a date tomorrow night!
by whatisair August 2, 2011
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Wing Finger

The finger(s) one uses to manage his phone/pda when eating wings. Usually the ring or pinkie finger.
Randy: Hey, what you doin there Ted?

Ted: Oh just using the wing finger bc my hands are covered in sauce.
by Prankster P June 23, 2009
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Wingdinko

NOUN
1. A fantastical, magical, whimsical name of a game involving donuets, birds, and unitards;
2. Wingdinko is a game of throwing donuets at hungry donuet-loving birds. Rule one is to get your standard issue wingdinko full body unitard. Rule two is to get some standard issue wingdinko entenmann's chocolate frosted donuets. Rule three states you must get some shitty birds that like donuets. Rule four requires players to throw donuets at the birds. There are bonus points for ringing the donuet on the bird's beak.
3. an excellent name for your stupid grizzly bear of a brother.
"To play Wingdinko you need to have your standard black wingdinko unitard."

"If you're playing Wingdinko, the third rule is to find hungry birds."

"Emmett sure is a real Wingdinko, isn't he Jaspar?"

"Edwurdz and Jaspar are exceptionally good at playing Wingdinko."
by Edwurdz C. and Karyn P. August 14, 2009
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Wingcouple

An established couple who joins a friend in an activity with a potential love interest because he fears the awkwardness of being alone with his new date.
Frank asked Trish and John to be his Wingcouple so that he could feel confident asking Beth out to see a movie.
by Metrosexual Caveman July 24, 2010
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Cheesy Wingbam

To cheese somebodies wing with a loud bam, also used to define the banging of a cock
You just cheesed my wing with a loud bam, you gave me a cheesy wingbam!!!
or
How about a cheesy wingbam *winkwink*
by MongooseTM June 14, 2008
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