The gayest
boi you will ever meet, but you'd never know it if he didn't tell you. When you get to know him, he's literally so gay it will blow your tits off. A William is a guy who looks straight on the outside but comes with a gooey gay center like your favorite
candy filled snack. If your William comes out to you, be prepared for a gay
joke every five minutes and fangirling over hot guys every hour. He
may seem straight to others, but his rolled up hoodie sleeves don't fool you one bit. William is the best thing since sliced bread, just don't let a gay rainbow streamer hit you in the nuts when your back is turned. Your absolute snacc of a friend is the thiccest
boi on the planet, and hearing
girls who think he's straight hit on him all the time is always a funny way to pass your time. He
may be a pretty church boy on Sunday, but you and I both know he's just as gay for the pastor's son as he is for the football coach's star
player. Best served piping hot, he's not just a snack but a whole ass meal to all the guys to nibble on all night long.
What a
thicc squishy snack. Yummy William
"Dude did you see that smoking hot
guy over there?"
"
Oh yeah that's William"
"Woah, please tell me he's gay."
"Yep, and thank goodness he is. I'd hate to accidentally tap a straight
guy, but i'll totally tap that!"