Adam Johnson

Famous footballer caught for being a pedophile the use of his name being a different was to call someone a nonce

"Did you hear James Hepburn shagged a 15 year old"

"Yep he's an Adam Johnson"

by HepburnisaBitchboi March 17, 2019

JOHNSON FEST

This is ussually a team event. It involves a bunch of dumasses tugging on one another's willy at the same time.

The sales dept is having a JOHNSON FEST today.

by team mopar November 19, 2004

negro johnson

a black person that acts like a dumbass. usally very loud and annoying, also speaking little or no understandable words.

Cameron and Quinten are both negro johnsons.

by christopher beherns November 26, 2007

randy johnson

Verb - To perform a Randy Johnson is to put your faith(and thirty million dollars over 2 years) into a 40+ year old pitcher with a history of back and knee problems. This act is usually performed by the Yankees, see A-Rod.

You just gave who a 2 year extension? You just pulled a Randy Johnson!

by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005

Gerbert Johnson

Fact Spitter

That young fella is a Gerbert Johnson

by Green Fella September 24, 2023

Daisy johnson

quake, destroyer of worlds , skye , mary sue poots, the biggest BaMF to ever exist
slightly fruity, biggest fitzsimmons shipper, qua of quack .
stronger than any avenger

me: i ship quack

someone: who

me: daisy johnson and natasha romanoff

by fitzsbrokenlegs April 11, 2022

Daisy Johnson

also known as quake
Badass agent of sheild who is also hot af

Person 1: who is that?
Phil Coulson: that's Daisy Johnson my daughter

by Daisy_jonhson November 16, 2021