Windy City Winter Weight

The additional body weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on when moving to Chicago.

Man, John really packed on that Windy City Winter Weight. Looks like at least 15-20 pounds.

by Shrekenator February 13, 2024

Windy City Winter Weight

The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.

Man, John really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.

by Shrekenator February 13, 2024

Puppy-Weight

PUPPY-WEIGHT is a relatively new term used to describe the weight of a puppy on any sheet, comforter, quilt, towel, or other fabric. The exact puppy-weight can be calculated by multiplying every pound of the puppy’s actual weight by twenty-three. Add in 5 pounds for additional friction and there you have it. Puppy-weight.

Get this "dog" off my bed, his puppy-weight is killing my arm!
This dog your brought home with you, won't move off the bed, i had to drag him off the bed. His puppy-weight was incredible.

by Jerrylandry2 September 16, 2019

Alyssa-weight

Lighter than a light weight when drinking alcohol

They're such an Alyssa-weight

by AVBAF May 27, 2017

Wine weight

The extra 10 or 20 pounds an individual puts on when consuming excessive amounts of cheap wine

“It’s about time I loose this wine weight brother.”

by ashergr May 13, 2022

Gaining Weight Shaming

Shaming People For Gaining Weight.

Eww you gaining weight girl!

That’s gaining weight shaming girl!

by Vianni La Performer April 09, 2022

Stink Weight

Fat you get from eating stinky foods (shit, durians, other stinky foods and weiner cheese)

You have a lot of stink weight you eat so much smelly foods.

by Weinercabulary May 16, 2025