weenie roasting

n. when your girlfriend asks you how many girls you have had sex with

Josh: yo Blake, did you here about shawn?
Blake: nah, what happened?
Josh: he got a weenie roasting by his girlfriend and then bitch slapped when he gave her the answer
Blake: how many did he say?
Josh: 100!
Blake: whatta playah!

by archbishop301 June 22, 2014

weenie roast

a girls' night out celebration involving male strippers

when I turned 19 and the girls took me to my first weenie roast, Glenda got so wasted that she couldn't even remember where she left her pantyhose the next morning!

by TheMocker September 26, 2005

Weenie hands

What you have when you take a piss and don't wash your hands

me: I just took one hell off a piss
John: Did you wash your hands?
me: no
John: Gross, you have weenie hands

by Arsenic25 March 28, 2008

Zucchini Weenie

An oversized penis.

"I fucked Matt last night and holy shit, he has quite the Zucchini Weenie!"

by loldongs34 September 20, 2009

Weasel weenie

Usually used to describe someone with an unusual, long, thin and VERY hairy penis. More often than not, it isn`t a compliment.

I heard from a reliable source that that dude is a weasel weenie....

by Moniker Mage September 25, 2009

weenie sue

When anyone who is named Sue is acting like a "Weenie" you must call her by this name

Sue stop acting like a Weenie Sue

by Gallo July 30, 2004

meanie weenie

patrick joseph (jamal) pozzi

Person A: Hey Pat, you're a mw.
Pat: Mw?
Person A: Meanie Weenie duh, wow get with it.
Pat: Oh right right right. Of course. I agree.

by superhero247 September 22, 2010