Fail Week

When a person has at least 3 bad days in a 5-day work week or 4 bad days within a 7-day period.

"I need a drink; this has been a huge fail week for me." or "It's only Tuesday, but I want call Fail Week on this one already."

by J Ali March 7, 2010

blah week

A “blah week” is an expression commonly used to describe the condition of one’s life. Someone who is having a “blah week” often shows signs of mild depression, hopelessness, and may have a void in their life. The condition is common to all humans and it is not seen outside the realm of human emotions. (i.e. not seen in the animal kingdom) It is theoretically possible that all humans will suffer from a “blah week” sometime in their lifetime. Individuals suffering from this condition should be presented with ample opportunities to make corrections to their current affairs. Remedies include; gift giving with the intent to cheer the patient up, talking with the individual to find the cause of the “blah week,” removing negative stimuli which reinforces the condition, and if all else fails, the individual can be left alone until a self-evaluation is completed and he or she takes corrective action on their own.

"How's it going Jennifer?" "Eh, its been a blah week."

by hopscotchbooger April 19, 2010

Ramenbutter Week

The lean week before pay day when the main groceries left in the pantry consists of Ramen soup and/or peanut butter.

Kids, you better enjoy this stew now because Ramenbutter Week starts Monday!

Leave it to my in-laws to pick Ramenbutter Week to come for a visit.

by redPooka April 5, 2011

Marathon Week

Marathon Week usually takes place during the last week of May, and during marathon week all liquids must contain alcohol. You start drinking once you wake up on the last Monday of May and you cannot drink anything but liquids containing alcohol until the last day of May (unless you have to due to a medical emergency).

You cannot drink ANYTHING that does not have alcohol in it AT ALL! YOU MUST DRINK ALCOHOL TO BE PART OF MARATHON WEEK!

Be warned Marathon Week is not for the weak of liver.

MARATHON WEEK BABY!! TIME TO GET FUUUUCKED UP!

by Brosama Bin Tarden November 11, 2012

scarlet week

It is a known fact that women who spent allot of time together, for instance work together in an office, monthly menstruation cycle will synchronize after a while. This ultimately means that for about one week every month it’s is total chaos in the office where women work together and the men needs to rather keep a low profile during this time – This is called “scarlet week”

Must be scarlet week again, Anne is having a total fit just because there is no paper in the copier and Sandy lost it because I forgot to refill the coffee…

by Stingerman50 September 30, 2013

initiation week

Noun (IN-ISH-E-A-SHUN)

A time when initiates are hazed or humiliated

Delia: during initiation week we threw Ali out side butt naked! No bra no panties no pants and no shirt. We tied her too and she had to ask a stranger for help!

Hell week embarrassment stripped stripper

by Delia Dreamer February 28, 2014

dragon week

Period. Menstruation. Satan's sacrificial fountain week. That 7 days or so when a biologically female person's uterus wall layers shed a microscopic egg and blood and tissues while the person with said uterus typically becomes a dragon that does not tolerate anyone or anything.

Him: Why is she so bitchy today?
Her: *rolls eyes* It's her dragon week this month.

by HerTurtleHighness October 23, 2015