weapons of mass destruction

Used by Iraq on the Kurds a few years ago, therefore proving they had them.

by Truthseeker October 8, 2003

weapons of mas turbation

Something the Prez always talks about but never gets

They know that Iraq have these weapons... Personally I think its a big wank.

by fatty August 21, 2003

Weapon

"penis", a penis, mostly made out of steel.
penetrates till death.
a car is a less powerfulweapon than some wmd´s.

feel my weapon!
i smell weapon(s) of mass-destruction (wmd´s)! handle them out and i will show you mine!

by nuketheworld April 20, 2003

Weapon

The hebrew slang word for 'dick' (Zain, also the Hebrew Z). Used in the sexual meaning (To weapon - having sex relationship) but also as a complete biting refusal word.

"What about this girl, she is weaponing with everyone!"

Shusha: my husband,today is your turn to wash the dishes.
Jojo: Weapon! i washed it yesterday.

by zlofchad May 13, 2005

Old School weapons

refers to weapons in amtgard that arent made like newer weapons, i.e non ultra lights

such as cores of pvc and use of duct tape

sum are even deliver the justice

man he knocked my wepon out of my hand with that old shcool sword

by anonymous January 7, 2005

weaponized sexual autism

A type of autism that's featured in a joke. Has the power to kill extremely powerful people. For example, after laughing over a dark joke on Gulags, Joseph Stalin's brain had a severe hemorrhage that made his Stalinium skull cave in.

Russian dude: Hey, Russian dude 2, did you hear how Stalin died?
Russian dude 2: Nope.
Russian dude: He died from weaponized sexual autism over a Gulag joke.

by Weaponized Dank Ootism November 3, 2018

heavy weapons

totally awesome in a fantastic way.

That new car is heavy weapons.

by james labocki June 18, 2004