watch netflix and chill

Having sex

Claus: wanna watch Netflix and chill?
Mrs. Claus: sure, I'll have sex with you.

by Gothicvt November 17, 2015

whale watching

The act of scrolling through an endless sea of fat chicks on an online dating site such as Match.com or OKCupid.

Well noted long term effects of whale watching include: depression, denial, hysteria, lowering your standards, insanity, and finally acceptance with terminal loss of vision.

The cure? Fuck a hot chick.

Jonny jon spent hours last night whale watching only to wake up blind the next morning.

Dude1: Your gf is fat yo
Dude2: She aint fat, she's just a bit big boned
Dude1: *Takes off glasses* here wear these
Dude2: OMFG!!
Dude1: Common symptom of whale watching too much.. time to up your standards yo

by okcdude February 18, 2011

Watch my six

Military slang for "watch my back".
"Six" comes from six o' clock position.

Operator 1: "Dude, watch my six in there."
Operator 2: "Of course, man!"

by XxVinrAlfakynxX July 2, 2017

snakeskin watch

A practical joke; you wrap your penis around your left wrist, then attempt to get someone to look at your "watch".

"Hey, what time is i...AAUUGGHH, you ASS!"

by just some random guy August 5, 2005

watcha say

The new version of "wat"

Jacob: dude, I have herpes but your mom didn't mind last night.

Chris: watcha say?!

by freakishlyyours February 28, 2010

I like to watch

Originates with the 1979 movie "Being There" starring Peter Sellers as a simpleton who gets interpreted by people as if he were a genius.

The phrase is used today as a funny response to just about anything, especially sexual references.

by Jim McCabe October 2, 2003

wrist watch

A very popular penis trick, most commonly used in shower situations with an audience. It's done by taking the penis and bringing it up over the wrist, then holding it against the pelvis: resembling a wrist watch.

Jimmy: Hey Joey, would you happen to know what time it is?
Joey: Yes, just let me check my wrist watch.... it's 5:45.
Jimmy: Thank you.

by Joe-Dogg 52 December 29, 2005