A lonely wank in a Travelodge 

You at the end of the day when the gig has finished and all the pretty girls have gone home with their handsome boyfriends to have it off and you're in a cheap Travelodge hotel room all lonely and trying to imagine yourself with those girls by having it off with yourself (masturbating). Sadly, it rarely helps the situation and you end up more depressed than before.

The gig has ended and all the pretty girls have gone home with their boyfriends and I'm here having a lonely wank in a Travelodge. So depressing.

A lonely wank in a Travelodge by TheFunnyGuy88 June 30, 2022

squinting like a wanking jap 

The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .

For fuck sake Gerald put your Ray-bans on ,

You’re squinting like a wanking jap

squinting like a wanking jap by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

Bare-Bulb wanking 

When a man wanks only with the tip of his dick AKA bare bulb

For bare-bulb wanking to work the dick should be fully erect for the entire time.

Bare-Bulb wanking by ProfPm_StuSm March 15, 2025

Ukrainian Finger Wanking

Ukrainian Sport involves jerking fingers in a circular motion to make the other finger yield.

I love being the submissive one in Ukrainian Finger Wanking

Ukrainian Finger Wanking by Ephraim June 7, 2025

Squawkin 'n' Walkin

An individual who never does what they say they are going to do and is never seen doing the things that they say they have done.

"Keith has some people believing he can actually fight, but he's just squawkin 'n' walkin"
"That guy only talks as he's leaving. Always squawkin 'n' walkin, never standing on business."
Variations-
•squawkin N walkin
•squawking and walking
•squawk'n'walk
•squawking & walking

Squawkin 'n' Walkin by MicCrack May 25, 2026