horseback water

The healthiest, wisest and most kind choice of a drink. Are you sick? Are you lonely? Are you thirsty? Horseback water will not only quench your thirst but quench your societally needs. HBW will whisper sweet nothings into your ear. Horseback water is the healthiest form of liquid you can digest. The sole proprietor and the current birthright holder of HBW is Frankie Lagana.

Ezra: How's your horseback water?
James: It's so good, I feel healed!

Ezra: Praise God!

horseback water by Sean Rampolla November 14, 2020

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Paul Walker Shits

When you run to the bathroom and take a shit that is very fast but mad furious. A Paul Walker Shit usually occurs the day after indulging in some 4th meal at Taco Bell or drinking MD 20/20.

Tyler: Dude I ate some 4th meal last night whilst washing it down with some MD 20/20. My guts are geekin. I gotta take a shit. I'm out.

Strap: Dude look at Tyler run to the shitter. He's got the Paul Walker Shits.

Paul Walker Shits by Sweaty Waters April 15, 2014

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night water

The most delicious, thirst quenching drink on the face of the planet. This drink is only tasteable post waking up from sleep between the hours of 12am and 4am.

”Holy fuck man I woke up last night and took a swig if my water bottle and that mother fuckin night water man, I’m telling ya you’ve gotta try it.”

night water by Bigred0506 February 7, 2019