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writing a book

The act of male masterbation that can be used in polite conversation.
"Where is Mike?"

"He is at home writing a book."
by Mmmmmthatsnice September 18, 2013
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Writings

n. The section of cigarette closest to the filter; the very last part of a cigarette you can smoke.

Refers to the name of the cigarette brand usually being 'written' on this section.

Often the person who has actually smoked most the cigarette won't bother smoking all the way down to 'writings' and so the term is almost only used by someone else who is without cigarettes and is trying to scrounge some free smoke.
Hey, dude, can I get writings?
by dickywilly September 30, 2011
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Writing Coma

When a writer goes into an extreme state of concentration, and is so deeply absorbed that they are oblivious to their surroundings.
On the last day of NaNoWriMo, Ellen went into a a massive writing coma in order to finish up her novel.
by thelastcard December 1, 2010
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wailing juanita

A wailing Juanita is a woman who screams excessively loud during intercourse to such a degree she garners the attention of neighbors and those passing by.
Suzy became such a wailing Juanita during one night with Mike that her neighbors complained and she made children on the street cry.
by Tree Dollars September 2, 2013
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Writing Papers

As I heard the computer chair squeaking like and old farm windmill I asked,"Harry!! What in the hell are you doing in there??"He said,"writing papers!!"
by second nature October 28, 2013
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Wanting to heck someone

Wanting to heck someone is basically wanting to have fun times in bed with them
"Wow I'm really wanting to heck someone like Rachel!"
by Joik May 23, 2020
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The Wailing Wench

Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived through all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.

It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!
Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"

Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"

Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like the beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"

*Both gross man laughing*
by Norwegian pecker January 12, 2013
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