cunt wagon

A motor vehicle driven by a mack to deliver one of more of his prostitutes to their assignations or distribute his ho's along his turf; Pimpmobile.

"I seen you last night, drivin' aroun' in yo' cunt wagon."

"What you say?"

"Drivin' yo' ho's in yo' Escalade, puttin' them out on the curb, like an ol' time milks man, dealin' out his bottles o' cream."

cunt wagon by Sloe Pimp January 2, 2008

Vegetable Wagon

1. A reference homosexual males use to compare their penis to a homewrecker.

"You want to take a ride on the Vegetable Wagon?"

Vegetable Wagon by Scott "Bazooka" Wagers October 6, 2008

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon 

something so rank it cannot be described

That kid's b.o. would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon by spandex tubetop December 2, 2003

meat wagon 

the van that carries dead bodies away from a crime scene

holy shit we have a crispy critter here, better call the meat wagon

meat wagon by rice killer October 29, 2006

Butt Wagon 

Most commonly associated with a buttock or mode of transport. Can also have multiple other meanings depending on the context of the conversation, and the emotion of the person saying it.

Dude, get your butt wagon off of me!

I can't believe we missed our butt wagon, it's OK though, the next butt wagon is in six minutes.

Ahh! butt wagon!

Butt Wagon by Jimeny Snicket June 14, 2012

dick wagon 

When someone has taken so much dick that it follows them around like a wagon full of dicks

You see Sally last night? Yeah but she has a dick wagon

dick wagon by kylie dempsey January 31, 2015

pie wagon 

A fat chick.

I was beer goggling last night and ended up taking home a big ol' pie wagon.

pie wagon by MikePBG November 8, 2003