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Wad

Abbreviated version of dick wad

i.e. Nathan Arfanis
by Legs fo days February 26, 2020
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toe wad

(adj.) small, insignificant, uncool, unimportant...
"Outta my way, ya little toe wad!"
-Sissy
by r the p December 5, 2013
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Oktoberfest Wad

A wet piece of cardboard or paper that has been left in one's rectum along with sliced sausage, yeast, and brine until it has soaked up all the moisture and turned into a large, grotesque mass.
"If my boss doesn't accept my sexual advances soon, I'll have no choice but to leave an Oktoberfest Wad on her desk"
by PhatSphoincter September 29, 2025
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wad givs

its a kinda wats up......
john:hey man

tom:hey wad givs?

john:nutin much man!!
by nice_boy April 13, 2009
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peace to the wads

See you later alligator
Alright peace to the wads”
by Peepeepoopoohead123 January 26, 2024
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Cheese-Wad

A Cheese-Wad is slang for a ball of musty dick cheese that covers your balls, its very nasty and really musty
"Yo dude, that chick pulled my pants off and she saw my Cheese-Wad
by MungFobe October 29, 2025
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Wad Eye

When someone finds a wad of something and then sticks it in their eyeball thinking that will help with their vision.
I just stuck a wad of wood in my eyeball and now I have wad eye. I'm so fucking stupid, why on earth did I do that... NOW I HAVE SPLINTERS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING EYEBALLS! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
by Secret Person 2007 February 8, 2023
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