by Mr. Bad Boy May 10, 2018
Get the vegan mug.Someone who clings to the title of vegan while still partaking in food that contains dairy, eggs and/or honey.
Steve: Um, can you eat that brownie? It has eggs in it and you're a vegan.
Joe: Well, I didn't read the label so I don't know that for a fact. I guess I'm just a lazy vegan.
Steve: Isn't that a vegetarian?
Joe: Can't speak. Mouth full of brownie.
Joe: Well, I didn't read the label so I don't know that for a fact. I guess I'm just a lazy vegan.
Steve: Isn't that a vegetarian?
Joe: Can't speak. Mouth full of brownie.
by Bulletproofheeb August 18, 2008
Get the lazy vegan mug.My Vegetable loving friend saw an aubergine and immediately splurted his Vegan treacle all over my Kashmir jumper.
by shitinacup7 December 13, 2015
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Get the almost vegan mug.Someone who likes the idea of vegan but cannot commit fully and may consume animal products from time to time.
Friend 1: Yeah, so I am vegan.
Friend 2: Nice, that is so hard to do.
Friend 1: Yeah it is.
Friend 3: Didn't you just eat a new york strip steak?
Friend 1: Oh yeah man, I am on vegan on the weekend.
Friend 2: Oh so you are casual vegan or a flexitarian.
Friend 1: Yeah man but I get so many girls by saying I am vegan.
Friend 3: That's terrible man.
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Sally: So I have been vegan but I gave in and ate some chicken, now I got really ill.
Derek: That sucks you got sick, but so you are casual vegan?
Sally: I just had a slip.
Derek: That's not vegan.
Sally: yeah maybe I should just say I am a casual vegan.
Derek: Yeah that would seem easier to say.
Friend 2: Nice, that is so hard to do.
Friend 1: Yeah it is.
Friend 3: Didn't you just eat a new york strip steak?
Friend 1: Oh yeah man, I am on vegan on the weekend.
Friend 2: Oh so you are casual vegan or a flexitarian.
Friend 1: Yeah man but I get so many girls by saying I am vegan.
Friend 3: That's terrible man.
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Sally: So I have been vegan but I gave in and ate some chicken, now I got really ill.
Derek: That sucks you got sick, but so you are casual vegan?
Sally: I just had a slip.
Derek: That's not vegan.
Sally: yeah maybe I should just say I am a casual vegan.
Derek: Yeah that would seem easier to say.
by RhodeIslandRocks99 October 16, 2020
Get the Casual Vegan mug.Vegans, but karens. These bastards like to force others to go vegan (which can actually be considered harassment)
Person 1: I love meat!!
The karen: NO!!! MEAT IS GAY!!! BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN RIGHT AWAY, BE VEGAN RIGHT NOW!!!!
Person 1: NOO!!
The karen: BE VEGAN NOW OR I WILL HANG YOU!! AND ARE YOU FILMING ME??
Person 1: Fuck bro that lady was such a vegan karen
The karen: NO!!! MEAT IS GAY!!! BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN RIGHT AWAY, BE VEGAN RIGHT NOW!!!!
Person 1: NOO!!
The karen: BE VEGAN NOW OR I WILL HANG YOU!! AND ARE YOU FILMING ME??
Person 1: Fuck bro that lady was such a vegan karen
by TheVeryStrangeOne45 July 2, 2022
Get the Vegan Karen mug.Much like a jack mormon who sometimes engages in drinking alcohol, caffeine and even premarital sex - much to the disapproval of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints - a jack vegan is a vegan who every now and then cheats on his or her veganism by consuming dairy products such as cheese.
Joslyn: Oh no we can't go there! I'm vegan so there's nothing for me to eat at that murder and animal torture factory!!
Tony: Bullshit you're a vegan Joslyn! I saw you crush a slice of cheese pizza after we got out the club the other night. You may eat way less dairy than my vegetarian ass but you're like a jack vegan if anything.
Tony: Bullshit you're a vegan Joslyn! I saw you crush a slice of cheese pizza after we got out the club the other night. You may eat way less dairy than my vegetarian ass but you're like a jack vegan if anything.
by feetoid September 21, 2017
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