When your old ass girlfriend's elbow looks like vagina lips, or when your young ass girlfriend squeezes her elbow skin to look like vagina lips.
by PlateLunch August 26, 2012
Get the Bow-vagmug. L-VAG is an Acronym for an organization of people. L-VAG stands for "League of Very Awesome Gentlemen". In order to become a part of this organization, you first have to be awesome. Second, you have to be very awesome, you can't be just awesome because it would mean you weren't very awesome, so you have to be 'Awesome' and 'Very Awesome'. Third requirement for being a part of L-VAG is that you must be a gentlemen.
A Fuzzy Banana: To be a part of 'L-VAG' you must answer the call of any female in distress, no matter the circumstances.
Subordinates: RAH! L-V.A.G., the place of real men!
Subordinates: RAH! L-V.A.G., the place of real men!
by A Fuzzy Banana August 1, 2009
Get the L-VAGmug. (n): coagulated blood product extruded from the vagina, possibly a result of childbirth or an out of control sexually transmitted disease
Damn, my girlfriend must have gotten an STD last week when she shot that porn flick, because my cock was covered with vag scabs after we screwed around last night!
by Austin Pealy March 21, 2011
Get the vag scabmug. Condition when a professional sports player misses games due to an unspecified injury or ailment, most likely because he is being a poon.
by mich5blue July 1, 2011
Get the Turf Vagmug. It's like when a boy Tea Bags someone, except it's when a girl does it, with a vagina instead of a penis.
girl:VAG BAG!!!
boy: ahhh man. you just tea bagged me with your vagina.
girl: and it's called a VAG BAGG!!
Group of people: haahaa! you tighttt!! you just got vag bagged by a girl!
girl: well of course it's by a girl dumbass. what boy has a vagina?
boy: ahhh man. you just tea bagged me with your vagina.
girl: and it's called a VAG BAGG!!
Group of people: haahaa! you tighttt!! you just got vag bagged by a girl!
girl: well of course it's by a girl dumbass. what boy has a vagina?
by I_Am_A_Chocoholic_<3 September 5, 2011
Get the Vag Bagmug. 1. Adj. Combination of Elastic and vagina meaning a vigina with characteristics similar to those of elastic.
2. Noun. A vigina resilient to the effects of frequent intercourse; a vigina with the ability to "bounce back" after being physically distorted
2. Noun. A vigina resilient to the effects of frequent intercourse; a vigina with the ability to "bounce back" after being physically distorted
Prostitute: Hey sweet thang, you lookin for a good time?
Guy: I'd rather date-rap a virgin than pay money to screw your loose cooch.
Prostitute: Don't get it twisted sweetheart, I got that elasti-vag. Feels like the first time everytime.
Guy: I'd rather date-rap a virgin than pay money to screw your loose cooch.
Prostitute: Don't get it twisted sweetheart, I got that elasti-vag. Feels like the first time everytime.
by Princess Latifah February 27, 2009
Get the Elasti-Vagmug. To describe a female at a nightclub, who is ready to have sexual intercourse with any half decent male she encounters straight after the club.
"I expect there to be plenty of fit birds at the club tonight. I also expect there to be lots of Sweaty Vag there as well!
by BoshBad February 8, 2010
Get the Sweaty Vagmug.