valentwat

When your Valentine be actin' like a twat and not giving you poontang.

"Don't be such a Valentwat this year!"

by Jonmurf September 15, 2016

Vagentine’s Day

A holiday dedicating love to all the pornstars out there.

You: It’s Vagentine’s Day today.
Me: Happy Vagentine’s Day.

by gregben February 15, 2022

Valentine’s Day

A day we’re u remember your single and feel bad and get depressed bc your man left u

Best Fran” it’s Valentine’s Day and yo ass still single shm”
Me “ bitch fuck you”
Then goes home and cry’s and watches some dumbass movie

by “ this bitch “ February 14, 2019

Valentine

Valentine

Oh valentine

If only so

But no .. not mine

Face to face

Fate declined

Future seen

Ahead of time

Epilippy

Locked in time

The author of …

Oh my oh my …

Valentine … oh Valentine

212

But never mine

Valentine ..

Oh Valentine..

actually hope your happy or fate rewinds

….

Things left unsaid in a hospital bed ..

by LetsTalkAboutX February 14, 2023

fuck valentine

The definition of not giving a flying fuck about valentine’s day due to the fact that you are single.

Friend: “Ayo what you finna do for valentine’s Day?”
You: “Bro fuck valentine”

by anonymous February 6, 2021

Flavius Valentinianus

The real roman emperor from 375 AD to 392 AD

Flavius Valentinianus: Where is my heir: Sussus Amogus
Common soldiery: Sir, Sussus Amogus has been ejected into the lion cage
Flavius Valentinianus: Oh no! This is a death sentence

by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021

Valentine

Spending a day with someone because the person you want isn't available. A day to remind everyone of those you cant have, or gave up.

" I'm washed up, I wish she could be my valentine."

by shhhhsecret February 13, 2009