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Absolutely massive and obeese also monsterous
My preesentation of UR MOM (UR MOTHER)

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.
Ur mom by Cloaker September 16, 2021
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a specific phrase that can be used in as an answer or question
i fucked ur mom gerald

GOD DAMNIT GERALD
ur mom by daddyclifford September 22, 2021
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Ur mom by anonymous September 22, 2021
A lady who gave birth to you; An insult.
Ur Mom by LuNa12345678910 September 27, 2021
Quite the powerful comeback. So much so, that in an argument, it cannot be countered. Your opponent will drop dead after they hear it, so use it wisely.
Gary: YOU'RE SUCH A DOLT
You: UR MOM
Gary: *dies*
Ur Mom by joeseph.mother September 28, 2021
Ur mom by Specky twat September 28, 2021