Ultimate spewing (also known as the triple threat) is the theoretical situation in which a person sees or hears so upsetting that he defecates, vomits, and urinates instantly. Theoretically if someone sees another person ultimate spew that person then ultimate spews the other person then ultimate spews causing a chain reaction.
In reality no one knows what would happen to a person who is having a triple threat. So much pressure may be put on the bowels it may cause serious internal injury.
In reality no one knows what would happen to a person who is having a triple threat. So much pressure may be put on the bowels it may cause serious internal injury.
So my girlfriend broke up with me and then I ultimate spewed all over her. She looked at me for like three seconds then ultimate spewed. Her dad was in the next room and came in to see what was going on, and when he saw both of us he had a triple threat of his own. I’m now no longer allowed to get within 100 feet of any member of the family.
by The Negro Ninja June 11, 2006
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"hey roomie Brian said he is going to stop by..."
"awh dude I just got grocery's and what do you know here comes the Ultimate Greebster!"
"oh shit your right...well lets just make him play Halo right when he walks in so his Greebster ass won't eat all our food!"
"awh dude I just got grocery's and what do you know here comes the Ultimate Greebster!"
"oh shit your right...well lets just make him play Halo right when he walks in so his Greebster ass won't eat all our food!"
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aka. U.F.F.
The face where the lower jaw protrudes past the upper jaw and the eyebrows furrow into a particularly ugly line; usually used when in extreme distress. May also be natural face of ultimately unattractive people. Especially found on people who think that they are better than everyone else.
The face where the lower jaw protrudes past the upper jaw and the eyebrows furrow into a particularly ugly line; usually used when in extreme distress. May also be natural face of ultimately unattractive people. Especially found on people who think that they are better than everyone else.
(1) Whenever my dad gets upset with me, he gets the Ultimate Fug Face.
(2) Wow, did you see that girl? she had a permanent U.F.F. I wonder what pissed her off today. Probably her face is just like that naturally.
(2) Wow, did you see that girl? she had a permanent U.F.F. I wonder what pissed her off today. Probably her face is just like that naturally.
by Jmemathinger January 11, 2009
Get the Ultimate Fug Face mug.During intercourse the male inserts his entire fist into his own anus and punches the woman (or man) in the mouth.
Colin - "Dude I totally Ultimate Sanchezed that bitch, Fallon last night!"
Chad - "Did she die??"
Colin - " Yeah so I made do with what I could after ward."
Chad - "Maaaaaaan we need to go"
Chad - "Did she die??"
Colin - " Yeah so I made do with what I could after ward."
Chad - "Maaaaaaan we need to go"
by bacon4lyfe November 23, 2011
Get the Ultimate Sanchez mug.Attention or effort toward the ultimate good, concern for the well-being of the world
Just as we have the ability to run scenarios in our minds before making a decision, we humans are able to forecast the ultimate consequences of our choices and actions. Our forecasts may not be accurate. But we can and do adjust our behavior based on a concern for each other, for succeeding generations, and for our planet.
Some call this form of ultimate concern spirituality, even though spirits don't exist. Others label it altruism, even though other species display similar behaviors. A better term for this uniquely human trait is Ultimativity.
Just as we have the ability to run scenarios in our minds before making a decision, we humans are able to forecast the ultimate consequences of our choices and actions. Our forecasts may not be accurate. But we can and do adjust our behavior based on a concern for each other, for succeeding generations, and for our planet.
Some call this form of ultimate concern spirituality, even though spirits don't exist. Others label it altruism, even though other species display similar behaviors. A better term for this uniquely human trait is Ultimativity.
One of the values my partner shares with me is a strong ultimativity.
My ultimativity movtivates me to campaign against human-induced climate change.
My ultimativity movtivates me to campaign against human-induced climate change.
by kamau852 February 14, 2014
Get the ultimativity mug.• Description: Medical condition. A term used to describe the swollen female genitalia or anus after vigorous prolonged coitus with a very well-endowed male. CoPD Antonym; Cod
• Parameters:
o Female will complain about being swollen shut.
o Usually with a very large deposit of male DNA.
o Must meet the following triad:
Length
Girth
And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
o The female, through combined effort, will have achieved a minimum of 10 vaginal, clitoral, anal (or combined) orgasms. Orgasms achieved from any position; preferably many positions; with an emphasis on deep penetrating thrusts whereby the female aides by thrusting in conjunction with the male.
o Upon completion of the act, the male remains deep in the female until pulsations from male and female cease and the female Kegel muscle releases the male from her grasp.
o Upon withdrawal, the female swells shut, trapping the male deposit for a number of days depending upon the vigorousness of the session, duration, and volume of deposit.
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen. Urination is problematic.
o Walking for the female, may be an issue.
o May required longer periods of sleep after coitus.
• Parameters:
o Female will complain about being swollen shut.
o Usually with a very large deposit of male DNA.
o Must meet the following triad:
Length
Girth
And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
o The female, through combined effort, will have achieved a minimum of 10 vaginal, clitoral, anal (or combined) orgasms. Orgasms achieved from any position; preferably many positions; with an emphasis on deep penetrating thrusts whereby the female aides by thrusting in conjunction with the male.
o Upon completion of the act, the male remains deep in the female until pulsations from male and female cease and the female Kegel muscle releases the male from her grasp.
o Upon withdrawal, the female swells shut, trapping the male deposit for a number of days depending upon the vigorousness of the session, duration, and volume of deposit.
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen. Urination is problematic.
o Walking for the female, may be an issue.
o May required longer periods of sleep after coitus.
by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017
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