Ultimate Diss

when a girl you like sleeps with another guy in your bed.

boy-"hey, i like you."

girl-"hey, ima sleep with some guy in your bed tonight."

boys friend-"wow, ultimate diss."

Next Night

boy-"i forgot to change my sheets."

by gotdissed2011 September 16, 2011

ultimate victory

Beyond that of a victory. This expression should be used whenever you get laid, when someone gets totally robocopped by you, or some other achievement that deserves more than the word "victory".

Dude #1: Dude, remember that girl from my AP Chemistry class?
Dude #2: Yeah?
Dude #1: She wanted to have sex with me. Man, we got it on!
Dude #2: Boner!
Dude #3: ULTIMATE VICTORY!!!

by Ownageism God September 14, 2004

ultimate sit-up

When you get a person to do a blinded folded sit-up and then when they've become use to it and they trust that your not going to do anthting, you pull down your pants and when they come up, but you ass is their face.

Dude, we totaly make Ashely do a ultimate sit-up at the beach yerturday!

by Steeze-Unit October 29, 2009

Ultimate Supreme Ninja King

Function: noun
Etymology: Berkeley, 21st Cty; Japanese, from nin- persevere, conceal, move stealthily + -ja person; Medieval Latin ultimatus last, final, from Late Latin, past participle of ultimare to come to an end, be last, from Latin ultimus farthest, last, final, superlative of Latin *ulter situated beyond; highest in degree or quality; one that holds a preeminent position; especially : a chief among competitors

1. To be one who achieves the last word by executing oneself with active mental strength or force, to an ultimate and supreme degree of stealth.

The way in which Jüger just called out Rabbit's homoerotic tendencies definitely displays himself as the Ultimate Supreme Ninja King.

by Echoes (are lovely) April 29, 2007

ultimate bang

when your having sex with a girl while your drinking an orange bang.

Last night i experienced THE ULTIMATE BANG!!!

by bangger July 6, 2007

ultimate mooch

someone who always asks for food, even if they don't know you that well. they also tend to ask for money, car rides, clothes, and continue to beg until they get what they've nagged you for.

Damn, Miranda Webb is the ultimate mooch...she asked to borrow some money from me to buy my birthday present that she was hoping I'd share with her. SMH.

by cHa$eRoNiii911 May 12, 2010

ultimate frisbee

gayest sport ever. played by those who have tendencies to spend 6 hours at a time playing "D & D" and flicking girls in french class.

g-ham:we're playing ultimate frisbee at lunch!!!:)
me:wtf?

by MowMowMow January 11, 2006