parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederates again. What a parking ticket.

the son: so now what? we repaint the door?

father: yes, although this act of vandalism is indeed a parking ticket, it isn't as bad a The French Wars of Religion

by Sexydimma May 30, 2015

tuckermax drunk

the highest order of drunken shannigans, above nardofied and zimmerfied, u know when a zimmerfied, person tells u do calm down, then ur tuckermax drunk

i just lost all my earthly positions last night to gamblor, ill never get tuckermax drunk AGAIN!

by cool guy October 8, 2004

turketarian

turkey enthusiasts
someone who only eats turkey meat

friend: dude want some bacon?
turketarian: is it turkey bacon?

by swaggie5674 July 7, 2014

parking ticket

What you don't want to find on your car window when you don't pay to park in a parking spot you have to pay for. Luckily, I don't have to worry about that because I pay.

If you see a little orange piece of paper on your window, your screwed

by lunar shadows November 10, 2004

Tucker Carlson

Used to be on Crossfire.
Now on "The Situation with Tucker Carlson" on MSNBC.
He's the guy with the bow-tie.
Has problems with public breast-feeding.

"Dude, that bow-tie!"
"I know, Tucker Carlson, man."

by shorelines September 14, 2005

Hot Tickets

1. Something/someone desirable. Someone whose status demands respect.
2. Chicken Nuggets from Chik-Fil-A.

How you gonna walk yo skinny-lookin' ass in here like you is hot tickets.

He was in the club tryin' to git with me like he was hot tickets.

Damn! hot tickets.

by tequilalarry May 29, 2008

Weiner Tucker

the insertion of the penis between ones legs to make oneself look like a women

Cal was sodomized by a hotdog at his own will and afterwards was called a Weiner Tucker.

by Gwen Pearson August 6, 2006