Dump Trumpet

The Anus

I would gladly thump her Dump Trumpet.

by Standard Bruv July 2, 2011

nigger trumpet

nigger playing the trumpet.

i played his ass hole like a nigger trumpet.

by nigger trumpet April 15, 2020

Sound the Trumpets

A Phrase said before Farting and/or fart before said poop.

"Fran" - Sound the Trumpets ! It's that time again.
"Chip" - Man, Thats dolphin in the chowder....

by Diggaman81 March 30, 2010

trumpet blowjob

A term that was googled by a high school band teacher. The actual act is unknown at the time being, but one can see what said band teacher was imagining.

Yo, check out this video of a trumpet blowjob.

by Freedo Jones September 24, 2007

Trumpet pussy

A vagina thats tight in the front but open up in the back (in a trumpet-like shape)

That girl was hot but i couldn't get down with her trumpet pussy

by quizzical814 December 31, 2009

Trumper

People who respond favorably to drama, less educated, usually from a larger household, who are not typically active information seekers and not likely to be a green consumer.

I had to stand in the voting line for hours because the "Trumpers" did not know how to use the machines.

by jjpl82 February 7, 2020

Trumpster

A person who voted for Donald Trump and is still proud of it. A Fox News Junkie whose opinion is the only opinion.

I overheard a conversation at lunch today, it was a bunch of Trumpsters seething about the the Mueller investigation, abortions, illegals.

by Fed up July 4, 2018