spunk trumpet

A skinny rugby player with Bat Lugs

Look at him run he looks like a spunk trumpet

by Finbar January 29, 2004

Rusty Trumpet

When a sexual partner licks a males asshole while simultaneously reaching between the legs to fondle his testicals similar to a Rusty trombone.

Ida gave Ben a Rusty trumpet in the handicap stall.

by opie3855 August 7, 2018

Rusty Trumpet

A rusty trumpet is a rusty trumpet lol

A rusty trumpet is when one guy is bent over and another guys comes up behind him jacks him off and blows in his butt hole

by rusty trumpet June 30, 2009

ass trumpet

Someone who continues to forcefully argue an opinion in the face of overwhelming facts to the contrary.

Donald was being such an ass trumpet about climate change.

by SnarkyShark December 2, 2018

Jazz Trumpet

An extremely loud, stern fart which sounds like a single note of a jazz trumpet.

May result in 'burning arse hole' situation for several seconds or could just be an uncontrollable, unexpected fart. It varies

'oof, that was a jazz trumpet and a half'
'oww, that jazz trumpet burned my rectum'

by janeybabey February 10, 2010

monkey trumpet

the proper termonolgy for a "vuvuzela"

the spear chuckers were are so annoying when they blow their monkey trumpets at the soccer games

by krs42 July 13, 2010

rusty trumpet

cousin of rusty trombone. girl licks ass. girl squeezes on dick with fingers mimicking trumpet player.

i gave her a rusty trumpet for her birthday.

by mike dick May 24, 2007